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    A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
    Passenger: 'Who?'
    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
    Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman he was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
    Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
    Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died. I'm married to his bl**dy widow."

    7 Comments

    nice

    not bad a bit long though lol

    I don't get it.....

    :giggle:

    I hate to admit it but it made me smile
    Your getting better :-D

    It's aiggggggghhhhht.

    oh my dont agree with him lol
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