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    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
    One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
    The woman asked the gentlemen,
    "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
    The gentlemen responded,
    "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
    Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work.
    So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
    One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman,
    "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
    "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

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    Original Poster

    If you're an American before you go to the toilet and you're an American when you come out, what are you while you're in there?

    European.

    Original Poster

    last one, this is good: the guy thinks he is watching am optical illusion but its one of those scary emails.
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    turn the volume up a bit, its really funny,

    This is not the actual video so dont be alarmed.

    saxo_appeal

    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her … A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?""No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."



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