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    Funny birthday greetings

    Has anyone got a funny little greeting/poem I can use on a birthday card? TIA.

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    I'm unfunny and disliked.

    Love, MikeL

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    vibeone

    I'm unfunny and disliked.Love, MikeL



    It's funny because it's true!

    Two tips on your birthday:
    1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
    2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one

    happy birthday to you
    you smell of big poo...
    time to flush your head down the loo.

    ding

    Two tips on your birthday:1) Forget the past, you can't change it.2) … Two tips on your birthday:1) Forget the past, you can't change it.2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one



    3) Forget the future, the ConDems are whacking up student fees.

    ding

    Two tips on your birthday:1) Forget the past, you can't change it.2) … Two tips on your birthday:1) Forget the past, you can't change it.2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one


    I used that on my exes Birthday card! X)
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