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    Just got these sent in an email, I thought they were funny

    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:



    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old. Hateful little *******. Bites!


    FREE PUPPIES.
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.



    FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.



    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.


    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.



    **** And the WINNER is... ****



    FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

    Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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    nebno6

    http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84/thread



    haha should that guy be calling the responder such bad language with that arsenal of weaponry?

    nebno6

    http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84/thread



    X) X) X) X) X)

    FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. … FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything

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    aint that the truth !


    nebno6

    http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84/thread



    there is some good ones on there, the hot tub repair man X)

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie



    X)

    X) he he, love them..

    nebno6

    http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84/thread


    lmfao
    fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** ***

    http://wiki.ytmnd.com/images/3/31/Timetraveler.jpg

    yes, they were good wishy
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