Funny Classified Ads

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Found 6th Dec 2010
Just got these sent in an email, I thought they were funny

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:



FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little *******. Bites!


FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.



FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.



**** And the WINNER is... ****



FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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nebno6

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haha should that guy be calling the responder such bad language with that arsenal of weaponry?

nebno6

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X) X) X) X) X)

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. … FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything

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aint that the truth !


nebno6

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there is some good ones on there, the hot tub repair man X)

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie



X)

X) he he, love them..

nebno6

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lmfao
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** ***

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/images/3/31/Timetraveler.jpg

yes, they were good wishy
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