Fuzion Frenzy 2 for the Xbox 360 - Free to Good Home

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Found 1st Mar 2009
First person to make me laugh gets it for free

Just a disc and manual, missing the box guys

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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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ronaldo just got booked for diving. I'm a man utd fan.. but that is funny!

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SAVE4IT;4522275

10 Husbands, Still a VirginA lawyer married a woman who had previously … 10 Husbands, Still a VirginA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"



No copy and pasting

If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

no offence obv!lol!

what kind of music do you like?

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Ok, here is one My dad has just told me.

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.The female egg says 'Look - ive got a crack!'
'No good telling me' replies the male egg 'I'm not hard yet'

Slightly rude but meh.. I found it funny. :P

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wonkey;4522307

what kind of music do you … what kind of music do you like?eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



is that a question or a joke

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

JFK is a ladyboy:p

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leemole101;4522333

JFK is a ladyboy:p



more of a fact lol

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

oldie but a goody

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It's between save4it and shaneomac

Who deserves it?

Johnrulez;4522347

more of a fact lol



lol (laugh out loud) do i win ???:-D

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Johnrulez;4522347

more of a fact lol



Johnrulez;4522356

It's between save4it and shaneomacWho deserves it?



Sorry but to quote yourself, you laughed out loud at leemole101's comment

i reckon save4it-was mega quick with the old copy and pasting...and i dont really fancy the game-just thought u wanted a chuckle!lol!

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leemole101;4522360

lol (laugh out loud) do i win ???:-D



i was scared you'd pick up on that

i meant the lots of love meaning

Johnrulez;4522356

It's between save4it and shaneomacWho deserves it?



i'd have to say leemole
you did lol.....

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lumoruk;4522369

Sorry but to quote yourself, you laughed out loud at leemole101's comment



is the leemole the winner then, as no copying and pasting went on for a change

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Bluearmy01;4522378

i'd have to say leemoleyou did lol.....



ok

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Johnrulez;4522374

i was scared you'd pick up on thati meant the lots of love meaning



fail, cough up and give to the first lol

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leemole101;4522360

lol (laugh out loud) do i win ???:-D



PM me your address and I'll post it out tomorrow

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lumoruk;4522389

fail, cough up and give to the first lol



was an epic fail on my part

surely save4it posted 1st....
op didnt say "1st person to make me write lol on this thread"

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shaneomac;4522408

surely save4it posted 1st....op didnt say "1st person to make me write … surely save4it posted 1st....op didnt say "1st person to make me write lol on this thread"



First person to make me laugh was what i said

I didn't laugh, it was just copy and pasted

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Johnrulez;4522401

was an epic fail on my part



I can't find that picture of what you do when you write lol rofl, rofpml ... and then there's a picture of you sat gazing at the screen

coolio-congrats leemole!repped op for being nice guy for giving free game away!
Shane

nice of you

I liked the frayed not one!

Johnrulez;4522316

is that a question or a joke




joke...


only i get it i guess!!!

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John Rulez I found it http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/lmao.jpg

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lumoruk;4522526

John Rulez I found it



That would've won if it was in early enough

Pretty funny
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