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    Gangsta / Chav talk

    Post drinking thread.. thread.. Good Morrow ladies and Gentlemen.... I propose a thread whereby the inherent language used can only be that of a chav / gangsta origin. An opportunity for us well bread types to have a go at this strange language...
    For inspiration pls look at the ebay advert previously pointed to earlier this evening... oh dear me ..I larfed..

    Any reply not in the gangsta speak will be deleted..

    39 Comments

    Original Poster

    biggup da HUKD massif!!!! itz all abowt da moniz

    Any reply not in the gangsta speak will be deleted..

    Tally ho old chap :thumbsup:

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    MBeeching;6747020

    Tally ho old chap :thumbsup:



    Dat iz no gangsta speak... if da man knu how it iz dat de freds is gettin' deletid 'e wud be deletin dis

    THIS A FRASE BY MY DILECT AND NOT AIMED AT ANYONE Ya Olreet Ya ******(RHYMES WITH SUGAR)

    Banned

    you have been drinking too much white lightening and watching far too many american tv programmes

    gangster rap... more like bubble wrap

    Original Poster

    raptorcigs;6747028

    Ya Olreet Ya ******



    Dat is bein a gud efert dina sor man...

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    dog_cop;6747030

    you have been drinking too much white lightening and watching far too … you have been drinking too much white lightening and watching far too many american tv programmes



    Nooo I is on de Cumfut dat is oringinatin from de souf.... wiv coke.... I isn't stewpid

    I think jon does it well!

    jonb2412;6747033

    Dat is bein a gud efert dina sor man...


    I IS OREET MON

    You dizzy blud? lol

    Helo sut ydach chi

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    raptorcigs;6747040

    I IS OREET MON



    Dat is sowndin lik it iz dat funeee yorky shyre talkin'n.... dat fredy true man talk... not de gangsta man..

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    realfriendlyman;6747042

    You dizzy blud? lol



    Mr Frendy man... dat is a ok tri i is guessin, but I az got no idea, i is makin' de talkin' stuff up az I is goin along... al I no is dat u miz leterz owt... put de rong 1's in and youz z's 4 de esssssiss

    I Is Abbin Ganga Mon(not Realy As I Hate Illegal Thingsand Heard This On Tv)

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    snarff;6747044

    Helo sut ydach chi



    Is dat sum sorta chineeze you bis torkin' ?

    Pass Da Ganga To Da Left And Side Mon He He He Musical Yoof Da Beeches On Oap Mon He He He

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    raptorcigs;6747057

    I Is Abbin Ganga Mon(not Realy As I Hate Illegal Thingsand Heard This On … I Is Abbin Ganga Mon(not Realy As I Hate Illegal Thingsand Heard This On Tv)



    Oh I is rorin on de flore in de laffin tipe'a way... neely be wettin de plase i bin sittin

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    starsparkle2311;6747063

    lulz, wut?



    wat iz dem lulz fings... I is not gettin dem... lol tipe of fing i is gettin, butt not dem lulz fings

    Banned

    U know nothing about me, ur insults not touch me.
    I know some things about u, small boi. Ur mama told me she ashamed of such goat loving son.
    U are liar. If u governor of BOG then I Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth.
    U stupid uneducated worthless mumu. U born poor, die poor. U so ugly and bad smelling even goats run away from u.

    I Is Be Fillin Mi Chillum Wanna Hot Knife Mon Befofe Da Bong He He He
    HAPPY TO SAY I NEVER SMOKED THE RUBBISH

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    Blueberry yumyum;6747039

    I think jon does it well!



    wy fankin youz de yummy gal.... I is likin de avi u is showin

    do we really want to talk like that! :?

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    toshapetriji;6747081

    U know nothing about me, ur insults not touch me.I know some things about … U know nothing about me, ur insults not touch me.I know some things about u, small boi. Ur mama told me she ashamed of such goat loving son.U are liar. If u governor of BOG then I Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth.U stupid uneducated worthless mumu. U born poor, die poor. U so ugly and bad smelling even goats run away from u.



    Is u dissin de op.... wits is me? Dat is not gud.... why de h4te?

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    Blueberry yumyum;6747088

    do we really want to talk like that! :?



    no we is owny doin dis funne talkin stuffz coz we iz bord and i is finkin it wud be kinda dat stuf wat is calld humer... we is nomally talkin de quinze inglish innit

    safeeee bled, i is like well bored init, u suckers dnt no nuffin bout chavs

    jonb2412;6747099

    no we is owny doin dis funne talkin stuffz coz we iz bord and i is finkin … no we is owny doin dis funne talkin stuffz coz we iz bord and i is finkin it wud be kinda dat stuf wat is calld humer... we is nomally talkin de quinze inglish innit



    innit bruv! :giggle:

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    snarff;6747100

    safeeee bled, i is like well bored init, u suckers dnt no nuffin bout … safeeee bled, i is like well bored init, u suckers dnt no nuffin bout chavs



    yeh blud, but like dis fred iz for da ne chav pas peopulze.... not de reel chavy boiz likin u.

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    Blueberry yumyum;6747107

    init bruv! :giggle:



    you dun it... dat reppy tipe stuffz mite be cumin de wayze ov dat pwofile fing

    jonb2412;6747108

    yeh blud, but like dis fred iz for da ne chav pas peopulze.... not de … yeh blud, but like dis fred iz for da ne chav pas peopulze.... not de reel chavy boiz likin u.



    benig as i is king. thought id see what iz goin on, innit.

    Original Poster

    Oh well... seems I am participating mainly in my own thread, and so, it is with regret, that I place my headphones on, one of my John Martyn CD's and as they say in the hood... chill.... respek

    jonb2412;6747129

    Oh well... seems I am participating mainly in my own thread, and so, it … Oh well... seems I am participating mainly in my own thread, and so, it is with regret, that I place my headphones on, one of my John Martyn CD's and as they say in the hood... chill.... respek



    Big up ya bad self

    Respect.

    jonb2412;6747111

    you dun it... dat reppy tipe stuffz mite be cumin de wayze ov dat … you dun it... dat reppy tipe stuffz mite be cumin de wayze ov dat pwofile fing



    fank u bruv..got ya onnit gon git meself away in mn.

    ooh respect!1

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    Blueberry yumyum;6747148

    fank u bruv..got ya onnit gon git meself away in mn.ooh respect!1



    fangs a lot yumyum... got it out of my system now... hopefully my kids won't see this..

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    starsparkle2311;6747150

    sup Brah?



    u iz harv 'n our latze sparklze, but fank anyhowz brah...... mind=mush

    jonb2412;6747154

    fangs a lot yumyum... got it out of my system now... hopefully my kids … fangs a lot yumyum... got it out of my system now... hopefully my kids won't see this..



    true dat. you dont wanna corrupt the yute dem minds:-D

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    gemmar26;6747220

    true dat. you dont wanna corrupt the yute dem minds:-D



    itz da yout dat iz bin livin beneaf de rewf wat iz mine, dat az bin cruptin der dad

    Yo me chavvies been talking bout this rude site whats going on! sum ting called HUKD its the shizzle brah!

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    livingthelife07;6747290

    Yo me chavvies been talking bout this rude site whats going on! sum ting … Yo me chavvies been talking bout this rude site whats going on! sum ting called HUKD its the shizzle brah!



    De op iz sdill in de wakin' state ov mind an' as bin checkin dis stuff.... dis iz wots bin goin on in de fred.... gud efert... hopes u iz rilly bin livin de lif brah

    made me lol :lol:
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