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    Gay Flight Attendant

    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
    seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
    told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
    big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,
    that would be super.'
    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
    rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
    'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
    you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
    ground.'
    She calmly turned her head and said,
    'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no
    one.'
    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a
    beat,
    'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank
    you. Tray-up, B*tch!

    18 Comments

    Banned

    lmfao

    loooooooooooooool

    Tophole, as always, Skusey

    ace!!!

    excellent!!!!
    my gay friends will love this joke thanks a lot

    i was offended (serious), spammed.

    Original Poster

    black gerbil1;2754907

    i was offended (serious), spammed.



    http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/freddie.jpg

    black gerbil1;2754907

    i was offended (serious), spammed.



    That comment offends me.

    ilovepink;2754900

    excellent!!!! my gay friends will love this joke thanks a lot



    am I the only person with no gay friends ?

    mrtootough;2754930

    am I the only person with no gay friends ?



    im a proper fag hag lol
    my best mates sister is gay and we go drinking with lots of gay/lesbians we are the only straight ones in the group lol:-D

    obviously not been out for ages thou as im about to drop my bubba in a couple of weeks :-D

    black gerbil1;2754907

    i was offended (serious), spammed.



    why does it offend you?:?

    Banned

    ilovepink;2754983

    why does it offend you?:?



    Maybe he doesn't understand humour?

    Original Poster

    ilovepink;2754983

    why does it offend you?:?



    no sense of humour, he can have some of mine...humour that is:whistling:

    skusey;2755043

    no sense of humour, he can have some of mine...humour that is:whistling:



    judging by some of the threads hes started i think hes got a cheek:roll:

    ilovepink;2754983

    why does it offend you?:?



    Think he wants to be a flight attendant? :w00t:

    Original Poster

    ilovepink;2755049

    judging by some of the threads hes started i think hes got a cheek:roll:



    at least he likes a good crack:whistling:

    :giggle: good one - the joke!

    skusey;2755091

    at least he likes a good crack:whistling:



    http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6380/cid00c101c89ae1c172bb60gh4.gif :oops:
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