Found 6th Oct 2004
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.


Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

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After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but … After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.



lol

Oh and welcome here Bob

nice start! i better pull my finger out!

classic first post, why no more???

thanks for the laugh:-D

:giggle::giggle: Cannot you believe you posted this as your post!!!

3 And A Half Years Ago.. Wow

8 years, 1 month ago... Wow some more.

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8 years, 1 month ago... Wow some more.



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Haha, guess that makes me America :P

good one lol

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