German guide to Brit-free holiday

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Found 3rd Jun 2008
Just saw this on yahoo news.

"Germany's top-selling newspaper has fired an opening salvo in the annual war of the sun loungers by publishing a guide for its readers to avoid holidaying Britons.

The newspaper, Bild, reacted with disbelief to the news that a UK court compensated a British tourist who found his hotel dominated by Germans.

The episode subsumed long-running cliches about German holidaymakers getting up at dawn to reserve sun loungers with their towels.

Bild responded yesterday with a few choice comments about drunken, sunburnt Britons - and a jibe about England's failure to qualify for the forthcoming European Championships.

It said: "Dear Tommies, you don't want to be on holiday with us? No problem. We'll play football without you this summer..."

The paper advised German tourists to avoid six European resorts particularly popular with British holidaymakers."

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It's a shame that the 'chav' and the football hooligan has ruined any good reputation that the British had abroad...

i love germans


We will fight them for the beaches:thumbsup:

more like the sunbeds :roll:

not trying to sound racist but.... when i was in germany.. some german man tried to jump the que... makes me angry!...... but I was overjoyed when it turns out the door he tried to go through was shut!!! I can't stand how they try to be soo superior while holidaying etc. Hmm.

I like the germans, they know how to behave abroad unlike the cider drinking English scum. They demand quality so the restaurants in the resorts are of a higher standard, and the shops always have a good supply of German beer in stock.

I'd rather have Germans than the english anytime, towels on loungers or not.
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