Gettin the snip a week on Monday...brickin it!!!

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Found 19th Jun 2011
as the title says...not lookin forward to it

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It would be most odd if you were looking forward to it!

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DangerGod



that will be most likely the face i will be pullin

you'll be fine fella, nowt to it !

No dude, it will be fine, I watched it on embarrassing bodies, just drop the sack out and we needle to numb the sack, then the Doctor puts a sewer rod down your pee hole with a pair of nail clippers on the end, he will randomly snip away until the sperms fall out.

Noo serious, it is something I am considering myself as my sperms are obviously above average swimmers,very fertile here I am, my cousin got it done too, and my cousins husband after they had triplets (Think you have problems huh?)

my bro got it done a while back and he said it was simples

lol, my mate had twins on top of the other 2 kids he had, so that made my mind up. 2 was enough for us !

Are you 25?

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gbspurs

Are you 25?



he might have been 3 years 4 months ago.

You can still blow the beans BTW

REAL MEN DON'T DO IT.

X)

All this talk just about a hair cut?

(_;)

BlinneOrlaith

No dude, it will be fine, I watched it on embarrassing bodies, just drop … No dude, it will be fine, I watched it on embarrassing bodies, just drop the sack out and we needle to numb the sack, then the Doctor puts a sewer rod down your pee hole with a pair of nail clippers on the end, he will randomly snip away until the sperms fall out



the pain you've put me through, i have the flu and my whole body aches especially as ive just found out when i laugh

My daughters cat is being done in the morning you can come along aswell if you want X)

got my bloke to do it..... he was in pain for a day or so....meh i acted liked i cared

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gbspurs

Are you 25?



nah 38 mate with 3 kids....married for almost 15 years....nough said

I've already told the missus I'll never be getting this done, see how long I can stand my ground for lol

stephen25uk

nah 38 mate with 3 kids....married for almost 15 years....nough said



and you're still having SEX!!! oO

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stefor

and you're still having SEX!!! oO



yeah but i have a prey and make sure no black cats have crossed my path and i havent walked under any ladders.....its like i have won the lottery when the wifes time of the month appears......then her moods kick in and the joy quickly disapates...lol

Ha - great choice of phrase ..."brickin' it"...Lol!
You might even come home with a freebie... my husband was offered the bits of tube as a memento! oO

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jelli89

Ha - great choice of phrase ..."brickin' it"...Lol! You might even come … Ha - great choice of phrase ..."brickin' it"...Lol! You might even come home with a freebie... my husband was offered the bits of tube as a memento! oO



Christ...didnt think they woukd do that....if i come home in as little pain as poss and not walking like john wayne i will be happy

jelli89

Ha - great choice of phrase ..."brickin' it"...Lol! You might even come … Ha - great choice of phrase ..."brickin' it"...Lol! You might even come home with a freebie... my husband was offered the bits of tube as a memento! oO



oO

Well at least when your mrs gets pregnant you'll know it cant be yours.

I'm 28 with 3 kids and had it done in Feb. Wasn't as bad as I was expecting. The procedure itself was "odd" but not painful. Recovery was quite uncomfortable at times for 3-4 days afterwards, but I only took paracetomol.

My tip - lie down for 4 days afterwards. Do not lift ANYTHING and only move around to go to the bog. You will feel like you can do more after 2 days, but resist - the longer you can rest the better the recovery will be. I was back at work the next week.

Just done my 2nd sample and waiting for the all clear.

stephen25uk

Christ...didnt think they woukd do that....if i come home in as little … Christ...didnt think they woukd do that....if i come home in as little pain as poss and not walking like john wayne i will be happy



I was wheeled out of theatre and allowed to get off the bed and leave the hospital straight away. As the local hadn't worn off, there was no pain at that stage :-D

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oh god oh my god I feel sick

edit: **** I just passed out
Edited by: "lumoruk" 20th Jun 2011

Mod & Ed

My oh is having his done on 8th July @ our gp's, I'm in charge of the razor the night before mwahmwah

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simple procedure apparently........http://www.racheshop.de/product_images/images/big/112685_schlachtwerkzeug_big.jpg

Shellin' peas.


fruman23

I've already told the missus I'll never be getting this done, see how … I've already told the missus I'll never be getting this done, see how long I can stand my ground for lol



Yeah, see how long you stand your ground when she puts the block on

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deek72

Shellin' peas. :Dnot the blocks Yeah, see how long you stand your ground … Shellin' peas. :Dnot the blocks Yeah, see how long you stand your ground when she puts the block on


RFC




oO

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*Notes deek's interest in this thread with interest*

Like the avatar. Is that how the doc's gonna do it?
Make sure you don't pee off the doctor beforehand
Make sure you don't go fully loaded
Try not to distract the doctors attention at the snipping time
Make sure you confirm the op before the doc starts - don't want to change your name to Stephanie now do we?

Brickin it??? Unless you're booked in with Bupa it's going to be the NHS surgeon (butcher) brickin it.........with a couple of house bricks!!!

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Train Driver

Brickin it??? Unless you're booked in with Bupa it's going to be the NHS … Brickin it??? Unless you're booked in with Bupa it's going to be the NHS surgeon (butcher) brickin it.........with a couple of house bricks!!!




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CMRObL76StM/TdKDVng6jZI/AAAAAAAAR-M/jOrdwD0kESs/s1600/brik.jpg

ouch!

Man up FFS its a peice of p**s

Ha, wouldn’t it also be cool that when the Dr numbs the sack he tests it by doing like boxers do on the speed ball thingy “Any pain”? Naa, good to go then

dumb ass question but why do it when other viable contraceptives are available. Or is it to do with health reasons........don't the pill,condoms do the job if you don't want more kids?

serious question by the way.

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not healthy for a woman to stay on the pill all her life,and when you are married for as long as me...just doesnt seem right to keep using the rubber...as we do now
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