Groups

    Gone Awol!

    Hmph Other half went out for a 10 mile run at 645 this evening,( hes training for london marathon) and hes not back! I only ever run 3miles which takes me 30mins so based on that, he should have been back a while ago! Plus hes alot faster than me!:? hmmmm Pit stop PUB ya think? Nope hes took NO Money, Nothing!
    Hurt his ankle and walking? hope so cos i will begin to panic soon!as its getting dark! and i need him to get this large spider in livingroom!

    16 Comments

    he's having an affair.

    get the papers ready :thumbsup:

    that was a bit strong :O

    Original Poster

    SKO.... im not let off that easy!
    Not married therefore no divorce needed, id simply chuck him out of MY house!

    LOL

    Maybe IOM accepted your offer and he's making his way to the Manx. :shock:

    Does he not carry a mobile phone?

    I'd probably guess he did a run down to the pub!!

    Original Poster

    LOL hes back..... after saving an OWL ! WTF! Dam thought i was having bed to myself tonight! Hmmph!

    Bless! So cute! Wanna swap, mines watching some ****** dvd with his tounge hanging out....obviously must have miff and baps in it somewhere.

    Original Poster

    Iom-RF

    Does he not carry a mobile phone?I'd probably guess he did a run down to … Does he not carry a mobile phone?I'd probably guess he did a run down to the pub!!




    He only takes his ipod and 20p in his running zip bottoms for phone in emergency.

    Im sure that 20p is really a note! im going to smell his breath for evidence! LOL

    Lulu'sMammy

    obviously must have miff and baps in it somewhere.



    :giggle:

    Original Poster

    Lulu'sMammy

    Bless! So cute! Wanna swap, mines watching some ****** dvd with his … Bless! So cute! Wanna swap, mines watching some ****** dvd with his tounge hanging out....obviously must have miff and baps in it somewhere.



    Not sexcetera is it! I always know when hes watching that as its only time hes shuts his mouth for longer than 5 mins!:giggle:

    saving an OWL???????? :?

    may guess might be closer than it looks loooooooooool.

    could have come up with something better loooool :oops:

    quiz him!!!!!!!!!!!!! looooooooool :giggle:

    Original Poster

    Lolllllllll nope serious thats exactly him! He is so that type!Stops to move killed animals out of the road when were out ffs! Mad! ps checked his heart rate monitor times and heart rates all tally No need for questions.
    God im so suspicious!

    you've got a severe stutter there mate, you've been watching too much porn !

    Original Poster

    Lulu'sMammy

    you've got a severe stutter there mate, you've been watching too much … you've got a severe stutter there mate, you've been watching too much porn !




    :giggle:

    its the excitement of nearly gettin a guys ass kicked over the net! lol

    though i hope it never happens to me :oops:

    pcnutta

    He only takes his ipod and 20p in his running zip bottoms for phone in … He only takes his ipod and 20p in his running zip bottoms for phone in emergency. Im sure that 20p is really a note! im going to smell his breath for evidence! LOL


    20p?? all the payphones round here have a minumum charge of 40p?? He really will be screwed if he does need to use the phone!
    Post a comment
    Avatar
    @
      Text
      Top Discussions
      1. I want to talk about the WEATHER no politics no religion19047132
      2. Do cheeky drivers annoy you when they park outside your house and leave it …2240
      3. Just heard this...2 ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ congrats to all on 392k ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★7767346
      4. What would be HELL to you?2634

      See more discussions