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Good college excuse?

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Found 20th Jan 2009
basically i want the day off of college to go to a motorbike show. My assignments have to be in for the day i go to the show. I will hand them in the day before, but i will need to explain why i am handing them in and why i wont be in the next day

anyone got a good excuse???

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funeral is always a good one!?!?!

"i am not going to be in tommmorow".

Dude you're at college. your supposed to be treated like an adult.

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75kateb;4133293

funeral is always a good one!?!?!



hmm yeh. my dads sisters uncle :roll:

acecatcher3;4133301

if u go up to ur teacher and tell him u have gnaids......(get it on … if u go up to ur teacher and tell him u have gnaids......(get it on camera) ill give u £50 i promise



gnaids :? wat???

Titchimp;4133304

"i am not going to be in tommmorow". Dude you're at college. your … "i am not going to be in tommmorow". Dude you're at college. your supposed to be treated like an adult.



but she/he may ask for an excuse

i always use the "ive got to accompany a relative to the hospital" namely my gran, think she has had every body part replaced so far lol

Say you were in a motorcycle accident.

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Lockstockdude;4133324

i always use the "ive got to accompany a relative to the hospital" namely … i always use the "ive got to accompany a relative to the hospital" namely my gran, think she has had every body part replaced so far lol



hahah yeh thats a good one. I would use the funeral excuse but i would want to feel like i have disrespect a member of family/relative

cheers. rep added

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Abvance;4133351

Say you were in a motorcycle accident.



lol ha. that would probably curse me even more :roll:

Titchimp;4133304

"i am not going to be in tommmorow". Dude you're at college. your … "i am not going to be in tommmorow". Dude you're at college. your supposed to be treated like an adult.



Exactly. You're not at school any more, you take responsibility by getting your work in on time. Do you need to tell them you won't be in when it's only one day?

Abvance;4133351

Say you were in a motorcycle accident.



Believable too knowing sam:thumbsup: a simple "i'm going to tumble off my bike tonight in the car park at work" will be very credible:p:-D:whistling:

Depending on the lesson time you can just say i have a dentists appointment to that teacher and they will assume you are absent for their lesson only. Works like a charm mate !!

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harlzter;4133451

Believable too knowing sam:thumbsup: a simple "i'm going to tumble off … Believable too knowing sam:thumbsup: a simple "i'm going to tumble off my bike tonight in the car park at work" will be very credible:p:-D:whistling:



I have been in two accidents since. Both hurt :oops:

Scream;4133503

Depending on the lesson time you can just say i have a dentists … Depending on the lesson time you can just say i have a dentists appointment to that teacher and they will assume you are absent for their lesson only. Works like a charm mate !!



good one aswell!

Just say you have to go visit family?

Just tell them you 'know' The JFK.

Then you can do as you please.

Or just do what i do 'I wasn't here, I don't need an excuse, college isn't compulsory' :lol:

Just say "personal reasons" and blush - they'll assume it's something embarassing like visiting gum glinic and not ask anything about it.

I was a barmaid working weekend nights for many years and the amount of times my son had chickenpox and german measles is uncountable. Bearing in mind you can only get both of these once ( normally ) I still wonder why they never clicked on lol.

Say you have a doctors appointment for personal reasons x

Or day surgery for an ingrowing toe nail, just remember to hoble for a few days after haha x

Tell them you had a dream that Angelina Jolie was gonna drop by your house and give you many many sexual favours, and although you know its just a dream, you don't want to risk missing the chance of a lifetime.... lol

orrrr

Tell them you read in your stars that everyone under your starsign is going to get run over by an egg truck on that day so you're staying home to stay alive!

orrrr

tell them you are going to a motorbike show where there are hundreds of hells angels and they can argue about it if they like.... lol

Ha - my son used the "I've been sick because I made a cup of tea and I didn't know mum was descaling the kettle at the time" excuse and got sympathy, incredible!

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dcx_badass;4134495

Would they not do a register?


yeh they do. I only have a half day so i could just say "i didnt have enough time to come back"

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