Good old Jordan!

"This is better than Dawkins, Hitler, Einstein, Frost, Hamilton, Parkinson, Simpson and Paxman - it really is that good!"


What?????????????? :?

This is the link the main page…top

Yours goes to just the review page.

If you scroll down the main page you can press "Preview all" and hear part of each track in all their glory.

This is what music SHOULD be like.

20 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Thank you, god, 19 Sep 2007
By Sasha de Sade "pinkeye" (UK) - See all my reviews
I can only thank god that he brought together two people of such incredible talent. On first listening to this album I was so overcome that I lost control of my bladder. I'm buying a copy of this album for everyone I know as I feel everyone must experience this musical odyssey. Anyone who thinks it is less than perfect is clearly a complete PHILISTINE.

5.0 out of 5 stars From the lips of angels to the hearts of gods, 11 Mar 2007
By Mr. J. A. Robson "Robbo" (United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
Since the world came into being and sound was created, a moment has been saught. A moment that would play on the very chords of our human spirit and create a image of nirvana through pure beauty.

This moment has arrived.

The minute that this endlessly talented couple united in musical harmony, the entire history of civilisation was wrapped in a melodic resonance that the harps of the angels could not better. It echoes through eternity as a the pinnacle and culmination of human artistic achievement. Beethoven, Elvis, Hendrix were they alive today, would smash their instruments and become disciples of this magical duo.

Thankyou god for giving us Peter and Katie. Truly life now has a meaning once again.

A brain enhancement needed I think.

If you could imagine a turd, in the form of a CD, you are getting close.

A waste of ears.

There are some wonderful sarcastic reviews

One guy describes listening to the album:

"Then Jordan's vocals kicked in and my heart stopped beating. As gentle as a rose petal floating on glacial streams, her voice carressed my soul until I could take no more.

Now here I am four months on, finally out of hospital and recovering slowly. Doctors have told me not to listen to it again, so I'm not sure I can really recommend it to you. Be prepared for everything afterward to be downhill. Peter and Katie have reached the pinnacle of existence. We have witnessed the end of time as we know it"

Wow... :?

Haha even some of the genuine (?) reviews that praise the album sound sarcastic to me!



This is going to keep me entertained all day. Fantastically funny stuff I love reviews like this
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