Good Old Maxine

A few lines to make you smile

Going to be copying into following threads, so be patient, last time I tried this the system hung!

9 Comments

Original Poster

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
[/COLOR]http://i35.tinypic.com/2mzfyah.jpg[/SIZE]

Original Poster

[SIZE="5"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="MediumTurquoise"]6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
http://i38.tinypic.com/330cxgw.jpg

Original Poster

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="SandyBrown"]9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
[/COLOR][/SIZE]
http://i35.tinypic.com/22xlco.jpg

Original Poster

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Magenta"]11.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
12.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
13.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
14.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
http://i33.tinypic.com/fxqe4g.jpg
15.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
16.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
17 Procrastinate Now!
18.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
19.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Original Poster

[COLOR="blue"][SIZE="5"]http://i38.tinypic.com/20ql2c3.jpg
20.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
21..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
22.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
23.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
Thousand times the memory.
http://i33.tinypic.com/334jjhk.jpg
[/SIZE][/COLOR]

Original Poster

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]24.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

http://i38.tinypic.com/2d0icrk.jpg
25.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few
[/COLOR][/SIZE]

The System Is Hung:|?

Original Poster

emasu;3742130

The System Is Hung:|?


Ha ha, it didn't do it this time and I managed to submit without my pc freezing and not letting me back into website : )

berni888;3742116

[COLOR="blue"][SIZE="5"]21..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was … [COLOR="blue"][SIZE="5"]21..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 23.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three Thousand times the memory. [/SIZE][/COLOR]



^^^ my faves very funny mate:-D:thumbsup:
Post a comment
Avatar
@
    Text
    Top Discussions
    1. What an absolute disgrace2158
    2. Just heard this...2 ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ congrats to all on 392k ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★7764007
    3. ❅☁☁❅ I want☼to talk☼about the☔WEATHER☔no politics☃no religion❅☁☁❅18846089
    4. hOW SHOCKED WERE YOU AT THE GLASGOW FRUIT MARKET CONFLAGRATION??66

    See more discussions