Goodness Gracious..............Great balls of fire

Literally. lol

A Greek woman accused of setting fire to the genitals of a British tourist in Crete is due to appear in court.

See link below

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Original Poster

Sounds like he got what he deserved though. :-D Will make him think twice next time. lol

Guess where my son just left for, to go on hols with his friends lol!

--she musta thought he was really hot stuff.

And the moral of the story, boys and girls is shoulda been wearing protection... like 9 inch steel shielding!!

( dunno why I picked nine inches there.. but uh yeah.. should be thick! )

Supermod

If what she says is true, the lad shouldnt have been such an idiot. I am not condoning her actions but the article says the Greek population are fed up of Brits. They shouldnt be such yobs.

Original Poster

ClarityofMind;5959755

Guess where my son just left for, to go on hols with his friends lol!



:lol:

Best text him and tell him to be a good boy. :-D

'Was his sex on fire'?

Not read the article yet.

Syzable;5959774

:lol:Best text him and tell him to be a good boy. :-D



Good idea lol

I am over-protective Mummy..... please text me when you get thereeeee ;-)

nikkib123;5959770

Well as long as he doesn't go around bars showing off his meat and two … Well as long as he doesn't go around bars showing off his meat and two veg he will be fine babe :-D



well so long as he doesnt get THAT drunk we should be okay... lol

last year he went to Ibiza and came home safe and sound so we should be good

nikkib123;5959819

It must be a worry, bet you are counting down the days until he is home … It must be a worry, bet you are counting down the days until he is home safe and sound



Nah, I just miss em Have to let em experience life as it is :thumbsup:

lol. Stupid boy. Never mess with women :-D

What else did he expect?

All true Brits usually come home from Crete with a burning sensation in their undercrackers.

nikkib123;5959849

Thats very true, doesn't stop you worrying though



Very true x x x

Sounds like he got what he deserves, Well maybe just a tad extreme.

Although naturally I wouldn't condone it.

Original Poster

robtallica;5959857

What else did he expect?All true Brits usually come home from Crete with … What else did he expect?All true Brits usually come home from Crete with a burning sensation in their undercrackers.



Rather than the crab clinic methinks he'll be visiting a different sort though. :-D

See.......I was right.....always on ur mind :whistling:







Original Poster

hannah19790;5959904

See.......I was right.....always on ur mind :whistling::p



:oops: :lol:

Can anyone smell burnt sausage?

nikkib123;5959849

Thats very true, doesn't stop you worrying though



YAY---I just got a text message :

"just testing my phone, let me know if you get it, we are landed and are fine x x "

Yay, I'm happy now Least they're all okay!.. So far!!

tigerallstars;5959952

Can anyone smell burnt sausage?



nikkib123;5959959

and meatballs!



lmao!!

slight whiff of cheese?

ClarityofMind;5959963

lmao!!slight whiff of cheese?



toasted?? :-D

jennybubbles;5959984

toasted?? :-D



lol!!!

He could tell his pals that it was caused by friction:D

robtallica;5960033

He could tell his pals that it was caused by friction:D



That'd have been some hot date!

Bet it looks like it been mauled by a grizzly......

that sounds summat kinky i've not tried......so where do i sign up for that action!

tigerallstars;5960059

Bet it looks like it been mauled by a grizzly......



are grizzlies into firebombing bits??:?

When the Greek chick said he was tasty, she wasnt joking either!

http://www.shelterrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/meatballs2.jpg

StevenA2000_uk;5960547

When the Greek chick said he was tasty, she wasnt joking either!



Looks like she hit more than one male that night

ClarityofMind;5961213

Looks like she hit more than one male that night



Yeah...shes a real ball buster .. :-D

StevenA2000_uk;5961251

Yeah...shes a real ball buster .. :-D



look tasty too

starsparkle2311;5961300

yeh I'm feeling hungry like a wolf at the mo' raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah:p



lol!

youtube.com/wat…Q1s

starsparkle2311;5961300

yeh I'm feeling hungry like a wolf at the mo' raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah:p



As opposed to any other time SS? lol xx

She was only doing what others in greece do....
Always marinade the meat before cooking LOL

WoolyM;5961352

She was only doing what others in greece do....Always marinade the meat … She was only doing what others in greece do....Always marinade the meat before cooking LOL



Sounds perfectly acceptable to me... :-D:w00t:
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