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    got done for shoplifting

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    not long back from asda where i paid for six bottles of sprite but security checked my bags n noticed id picked seven up

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    Surely if you picked 7up they would have charged you for that...not Sprite?

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    I bet you were stealing to fund your Coke habit.

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    jiminym

    Surely if you picked 7up they would have charged you for that...not … Surely if you picked 7up they would have charged you for that...not Sprite?




    jiminym

    Surely if you picked 7up they would have charged you for that...not … Surely if you picked 7up they would have charged you for that...not Sprite?



    To you and the 2 people that liked your comment.

    http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/Snake110/WHOOSH2.gif


    god this jokes old... & some people still don't understand it

    I just died a little inside...

    A man steals a record from a shop and sticks it down his pants.

    The cashier spots him on the way out and says, "Hey! Is that a record in your pants?"

    The man replies, "Well, it may not be a record but I haven't heard any complaints."

    jiminym

    Surely if you picked 7up they would have charged you for that...not … Surely if you picked 7up they would have charged you for that...not Sprite?



    LOL

    Original Poster Banned

    jiminym

    A man steals a record from a shop and sticks it down his pants.The … A man steals a record from a shop and sticks it down his pants.The cashier spots him on the way out and says, "Hey! Is that a record in your pants?" The man replies, "Well, it may not be a record but I haven't heard any complaints."



    r u trying to redeem yourself with this?

    I've got worse!

    Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her underwear. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend.

    5 years for shopliftin tha knows

    I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.
    I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

    Lol @ all above ESP the 'two counts!' Plus, I haven't come across the 7up one before.:p
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