Grand National. If you owned a horse, what would it be call it?!

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Found 8th Apr 2011
I'll cut to the chase. Horse racing bores me. I DO see potential in making amusing names for the horses though. So if you had a horse running at the Grand National, what would it be called?!

Maybe giving a reason why would be good !
- shopstilldrops
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hotukdonkey
Why The Long Face
transit

Why The Long Face



Or Van Niselroy...
never wins
hoof hearted ( say it out loud)
stopsniffingme
bitseylango

hoof hearted ( say it out loud)



Hoof Hearted? Hoof Heart... Ohhhh. Poor, very poor.
Pritt stick
How about, Straight in the knackers?
ivor biggun
adam zapel
willie stroker
mike rotch
chris p bacon
dixie normus

yes i'd have 6 horses
Red bum
Luke

ivor biggunadam zapelwillie strokermike rotchchris p bacondixie normusyes … ivor biggunadam zapelwillie strokermike rotchchris p bacondixie normusyes i'd have 6 horses



I like Chris P Bacon!
Sofa King Fast
Forrest
Hunglong

Or

Norfolk in chance
Camilla
I like victorious secret and it just fits into the 18 characters!
dh058977

I like victorious secret and it just fits into the 18 characters!



Likes!
MaBawsAreItchy
Mohammed
numptyj

Mohammed



Careful, you'd be arrested and imprisoned if you were in Sudan!
V-Neck
/\ cos he would make a good jumper X)
Carley

V-Neck



lol! Why V neck? Is it a reference to Godfather??? I was thinking of Vitos Gift myself!! I'm not sure many would understand your subtle reference but I like it!
Centaur horse-face
Dysphonic
second
just to confuse everyone in the bookies when the commentator calls, and the winner is second, everyone will be saying 'what came second?'
Robbie fowler and mcmanaman called one of there horses some horse. Just to hear commentator hopefully say "some horse is in the lead"
MyPenis

Commentator - "And it's MyPenis, MyPenis Jumps the last......and it's MyPenis on the home straight......MyPenis wins by a head!!!!!"
mongolian spastic - my horse the mongolian spastic
Whispering Eye
weeping japs eye
she sells sea shells on the sea shore.

Its gonna be funny hearing the commentator pick up the speed near the end
Arrrrrrrrrrrr



Viande Richelieu

or

Basashi
Edited by: "casparwhite" 9th Apr 2011
Huw Janus
junkenstein73

Huw Janus



May be in the same race as Seymour Butz
Your dad cleans elephants.
Theres a bomb
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