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    Grand National. If you owned a horse, what would it be call it?!

    I'll cut to the chase. Horse racing bores me. I DO see potential in making amusing names for the horses though. So if you had a horse running at the Grand National, what would it be called?!

    Maybe giving a reason why would be good !
    - shopstilldrops

    52 Comments

    hotukdonkey

    Why The Long Face

    Original Poster

    transit

    Why The Long Face



    Or Van Niselroy...

    never wins

    hoof hearted ( say it out loud)

    stopsniffingme

    Original Poster

    bitseylango

    hoof hearted ( say it out loud)



    Hoof Hearted? Hoof Heart... Ohhhh. Poor, very poor.

    Pritt stick

    Original Poster

    How about, Straight in the knackers?

    Banned

    ivor biggun
    adam zapel
    willie stroker
    mike rotch
    chris p bacon
    dixie normus

    yes i'd have 6 horses

    Red bum

    Original Poster

    Luke

    ivor biggunadam zapelwillie strokermike rotchchris p bacondixie normusyes … ivor biggunadam zapelwillie strokermike rotchchris p bacondixie normusyes i'd have 6 horses



    I like Chris P Bacon!

    Sofa King Fast

    Forrest

    Hunglong

    Or

    Norfolk in chance

    Camilla

    I like victorious secret and it just fits into the 18 characters!

    Original Poster

    dh058977

    I like victorious secret and it just fits into the 18 characters!



    Likes!

    MaBawsAreItchy

    Mohammed

    Original Poster

    numptyj

    Mohammed



    Careful, you'd be arrested and imprisoned if you were in Sudan!

    V-Neck

    /\ cos he would make a good jumper X)

    Original Poster

    Carley

    V-Neck



    lol! Why V neck? Is it a reference to Godfather??? I was thinking of Vitos Gift myself!! I'm not sure many would understand your subtle reference but I like it!

    Centaur horse-face

    Dysphonic

    Banned

    second
    just to confuse everyone in the bookies when the commentator calls, and the winner is second, everyone will be saying 'what came second?'

    Robbie fowler and mcmanaman called one of there horses some horse. Just to hear commentator hopefully say "some horse is in the lead"

    MyPenis

    Commentator - "And it's MyPenis, MyPenis Jumps the last......and it's MyPenis on the home straight......MyPenis wins by a head!!!!!"

    mongolian spastic - my horse the mongolian spastic

    Whispering Eye

    weeping japs eye

    she sells sea shells on the sea shore.

    Its gonna be funny hearing the commentator pick up the speed near the end

    Banned

    Arrrrrrrrrrrr



    Banned

    Viande Richelieu

    or

    Basashi
    Edited by: "casparwhite" 9th Apr 2011

    Huw Janus

    junkenstein73

    Huw Janus



    May be in the same race as Seymour Butz

    Banned

    Your dad cleans elephants.

    Theres a bomb
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