Grand National. If you owned a horse, what would it be call it?!

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Found 8th Apr 2011
I'll cut to the chase. Horse racing bores me. I DO see potential in making amusing names for the horses though. So if you had a horse running at the Grand National, what would it be called?!

Maybe giving a reason why would be good !
- shopstilldrops

52 Comments

hotukdonkey

Why The Long Face

Original Poster

transit

Why The Long Face



Or Van Niselroy...

never wins

hoof hearted ( say it out loud)

stopsniffingme

Original Poster

bitseylango

hoof hearted ( say it out loud)



Hoof Hearted? Hoof Heart... Ohhhh. Poor, very poor.

Pritt stick

Original Poster

How about, Straight in the knackers?

Banned

ivor biggun
adam zapel
willie stroker
mike rotch
chris p bacon
dixie normus

yes i'd have 6 horses

Red bum

Original Poster

Luke

ivor biggunadam zapelwillie strokermike rotchchris p bacondixie normusyes … ivor biggunadam zapelwillie strokermike rotchchris p bacondixie normusyes i'd have 6 horses



I like Chris P Bacon!

Sofa King Fast

Forrest

Hunglong

Or

Norfolk in chance

Sloth/Mod

Camilla

I like victorious secret and it just fits into the 18 characters!

Original Poster

dh058977

I like victorious secret and it just fits into the 18 characters!



Likes!

MaBawsAreItchy

Mohammed

Original Poster

numptyj

Mohammed



Careful, you'd be arrested and imprisoned if you were in Sudan!

V-Neck

/\ cos he would make a good jumper X)

Original Poster

Carley

V-Neck



lol! Why V neck? Is it a reference to Godfather??? I was thinking of Vitos Gift myself!! I'm not sure many would understand your subtle reference but I like it!

Centaur horse-face

Dysphonic

Banned

second
just to confuse everyone in the bookies when the commentator calls, and the winner is second, everyone will be saying 'what came second?'

Robbie fowler and mcmanaman called one of there horses some horse. Just to hear commentator hopefully say "some horse is in the lead"

MyPenis

Commentator - "And it's MyPenis, MyPenis Jumps the last......and it's MyPenis on the home straight......MyPenis wins by a head!!!!!"

mongolian spastic - my horse the mongolian spastic

Whispering Eye

weeping japs eye

she sells sea shells on the sea shore.

Its gonna be funny hearing the commentator pick up the speed near the end

Banned

Arrrrrrrrrrrr



Banned

Viande Richelieu

or

Basashi
Edited by: "casparwhite" 9th Apr 2011

Huw Janus

junkenstein73

Huw Janus



May be in the same race as Seymour Butz

Banned

Your dad cleans elephants.

Theres a bomb
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