Gulf War Episode II: The Clone War

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CNN/Reuters : News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.

Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.


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Saddam's son came back from the shops with his shopping in a box. Saddam said "Son, why have you got the shopping in a box?"

The son said "Because there is no Bag Dad."

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well I thought this was funny ! :x :roll: :whistling: :oops:

hahaha the bad dad one

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