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    Have you ever broken wind....

    in a public place?
    I did it today in Tesco and I got a round of applause by the shelf stackers, awesome

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    HOt!!!!

    I did it in mothercare once but I legged it off into another aisle before I got sussed.

    Everyone thought it was the OH!!:w00t:

    this thread stinks

    gedit?

    You have my undying respect for the round of applause - never quite managed that.

    The most I got was people gagging.

    Must have been the night shift!!!!!!!!!!!!! day shift never laugh!!!!!!!!

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    phatboy123;3902510

    this thread stinksgedit?



    carp.

    Original Poster

    adp;3902535

    Must have been the night shift!!!!!!!!!!!!! day shift never laugh!!!!!!!!



    correct, looked like a scene from 28 days later..

    Original Poster

    nick_2k;3902532

    You have my undying respect for the round of applause - never quite … You have my undying respect for the round of applause - never quite managed that. The most I got was people gagging.



    It was very loud

    You can alway's have a laugh on a night shift!

    Lol........quite a few times. lol

    I've blamed it on the dog loads of times lol

    There was one occasion a few years back when I was gonna blow up if I didn't release any wind while i was checking out some sale items during jan....so as you can imagine......it was really packed out and I kept bumping into this REALLY nice girl.

    In the end.....I walked over to a quiet part of the store and released it really slowly as I was making out I was looking at some clothes......just my luck though....the girl decided to approach me moments after I did it...and I was just trying to get the hell out of there. :giggle:

    Thats Cos Your Bald
    THAT IS

    Original Poster

    raptorcigs;3902585

    Thats Cos Your BaldTHAT IS



    bet you get turbo charged when you do it?

    I Havent Farted Since 1972

    Maybe she was just freaky and attracted to the smell... Could've lost an opportunity there! Or you might've saved yourself a lot of embarassment. I'm going for the latter

    Original Poster

    raptorcigs;3902629

    I Havent Farted Since 1972



    must have been a goodun?

    phatboy123;3902510

    this thread stinksgedit?



    ha ha ha

    all the time :oops: would be great if it had a color, a big green cloud would be so cool:-D

    Cry and you cry alone,
    Fart and the whole world farts with you!

    I never fart in private, always a public thing cos then it's like a murder mystery of "whu dunnit?"

    one of my cringeworthy moments was when i thought i was all alone in the gym (there are two parts and i was upstairs in the ladies room which is quiet and empty at nights) ...i had my headphones on so couldnt hear anything and as was laying on mat i didnt see anyone come in...as i did a sit up one was let rip pretty loud and proud.... and next thing i know this woman walks past me with a massiv smirk.... so so so so so so embarrasing!!!

    Done it in waterstones today silent but violent! The shop couldn't of emptied quicker even if you shouted BOMB!

    Banned

    raptorcigs;3902629

    I Havent Farted Since 1972



    Krakatoa made quite an impact after laying dormant for a bit! :w00t:

    Original Poster

    guv;3903050

    Krakatoa made quite an impact after laying dormant for a bit! :w00t:



    thats craptorfags for ya

    I have always loved the acronym "SBD" - "Silent But Deadly".

    Says it all . . .
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