Groups

    Have you met the Nasty Bug

    Nasty Bug

    Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left.
    The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang.
    He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

    The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

    The fourth night Harold didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Harold and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

    The following day, Harold went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded.
    "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

    3 Comments

    nice one

    hehehe :thumbsup:

    :roll:LOVE IT - MUST TELL MY KIDS THIS ONE:thumbsup:
    Post a comment
    Avatar
    @
      Text
      Top Discussions
      1. 'Hard' Brexit offers '£135bn annual boost' to economy - BBC News11
      2. Just heard this...2 ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ congrats to all on 392k ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★7764382
      3. How dangerous is Donald trump?32187
      4. Show us your Photos 2017. August's Theme - Animals30383

      See more discussions