Found 23rd Oct 2009
I think I am having having a heart attack...its been difficult to breathe for the last 10 minutes and I am slowly losing consciousness

Any advice please?

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take a nap youll feel better then

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Post something on HUKD. I'm sure someone can offer some helpful advice.

Failing that, its been nice knowing ya! :w00t:

Drink a glass full of salt. Always does the trick

it was only a matter of time ......... he he he

try not to die

Original Poster

I think I am going to pass out........

make sure you get a neighbour to post out everything you have sold in fs/ft so you son't get any negative feedback

Nip out to your Aston Martin - get your defib from the glove box and give yourself 20K volts across the nipples - sorted..........

Oops sorry thought this was a fantasy thread.......

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run to a&e as fast as you can before it kicks in

before you die....leave me everything in your will

My sister is a doctor and always suggests two asprin and off to bed in situations like these (works with bone breaks etc as well so she says)

Original Poster

Thanks everyone....felling better now

Good good... Surely you're too pretty to die

cup odf tea will sort it

phone a doc silly

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cherishu2;6669299

phone a doc silly



woosh:)

starsparkle2311;6669234

lol, bit hard to take aspirin when you've broke both your arms I would … lol, bit hard to take aspirin when you've broke both your arms I would imagine:p


Haha...honestly she would still advise that...I think she gets fed up with family and friends phoning her for 'advice'...so that's what she always suggests now lol...for EVERYTHING lol!!

It was probably wind! :thumbsup:

Blueberry yumyum;6669417

It was probably wind! :thumbsup:



lol - well spotted :thumbsup:

starsparkle2311;6669524

I bet she gets fed up!! TBH that's the only advice doctors give anyway, … I bet she gets fed up!! TBH that's the only advice doctors give anyway, unless it's something major, my kids are 9+10 and in all those years every visit to the doctor has resulted in 'Calpol',lol


LOL..hope your not in Manchester or sounds like your doc's my sis haha

boothy;6669246

Thanks everyone....felling better now


We work wonders in Misc.

starsparkle2311;6669837

I've lived in quite a few places, not Manchester tho', but seriously … I've lived in quite a few places, not Manchester tho', but seriously that's the only advice I ever get, my daughter had gastrenitous(sp) at 13 months, I was told to give her 3 days, come back if she's worse!!!That's all I ever get, give them 3 days, if they don't get better, come back, luckily my kids usually do recover by then, calpol and plenty of fluids - that's the WTG!!!I'm in pretty good health, physically anyway!!! I have to be on knocking on heaven's door before I bother a doctor, or consult HUKD misc:p:whistling:



Always remember misc should be your first port of call :giggle:

Check your speakers.

starsparkle2311;6670214

Top bookmark on my phone, Marina:oops: Well you never know, I may be … Top bookmark on my phone, Marina:oops: Well you never know, I may be struck down with some major illness and at the same time I could quickly bag some bargain HMV cd to play at my funeral:thumbsup:


:lol:

Top bookmark on my phone too:oops::-D
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