Heatwave could last a month: Britain is set for the best July heat wave since July 2006, forecasters have predicted, with at least two weeks of temperatures topping 30C (86F) in the south.

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Looks like sunny Cornwall and our Riviera will be basking in sunshine by the weekend!

BBQ weather here we come - I will try and fit one in at the weekend if not two lol

telegraph.co.uk/top…id3

The Met Office said the mercury will start rising from Thursday, reaching into the top twenties by the weekend and up to 30C by next week.

The good weather is forecast to last two weeks, as an area of high pressure moving up from the Azores settles over the UK, with a good chance it will carry on even longer.

Wahay!

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great news with Ramadhan starting next week -NOT!

Time to buy a sledge then.

Weather makes the news. Only in Britain.

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magicbeans

great news with Ramadhan starting next week -NOT!



Can't you cheat a bit when nobody's looking?

squillion

Can't you cheat a bit when nobody's looking?



lol...bring the bacardis at exactly 6.08pm see ya then!

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Hot sticky nights, people fighting , riots , bring it on

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I took my driving test during Ramadan out in the Middle East lol

It was 4 am in the morning, they packed 4 of us into the test car along with the guy from the Test centre.

Pitch black, we started off with a hill start (artificial hill, steep). In reverse lol.

Followed by 3 point turn in reverse plus parallel parking on an obstacle course, all very tight.

Followed by 5 mins on the real road.

One after the other, it was a hoot.

Needless to say, I passed.

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Yesterday it rained all day and seemed to go dark at 8PM. Today it's been grey and miserable all day

......I'll believe this heatwave when I see it

Typical and we can't enjoy it, as my kids can't play in our garden!!! the builders put scaffolding up for a 5-6 week job last Oct.................................. 10 months later and it still here!!!!!!

Thanks Appolo/Keepmoat (and other companies names you use ) my kids really want to play in their garden

So if your reading this Appolo/keepmoat please finish our work soon.

Edited by: "misspain" 3rd Jul 2013

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misspain

Typical and we can't enjoy it, as my kids can't play in our garden!!! the … Typical and we can't enjoy it, as my kids can't play in our garden!!! the builders put scaffolding up for a 5-6 week job last Oct.................................. 10 months later and it still here!!!!!! Thanks Appolo/Keepmoat (and other companies names you use ) my kids really want to play in their gardenSo if your reading this Appolo pleased finish our work soon



You should have put time penalties in the contract , if they go over schedule you get discount

goldmax

You should have put time penalties in the contract , if they go over … You should have put time penalties in the contract , if they go over schedule you get discount



If only..... were council tenants

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misspain

If only..... were council tenants



Peasants

goldmax

Peasants


Cheers (_;)

8)8) Ramadan a ding-dong 8)8)
Time to cook up a tasty mixed grill

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lets hope the weather does improve. Need to fire up the bbq a few more times before summer ends

squillion

Incredibly, I passed.



Fixed.

squillion

I took my driving test during Ramadan out in the Middle East lolIt was 4 … I took my driving test during Ramadan out in the Middle East lolIt was 4 am in the morning, they packed 4 of us into the test car along with the guy from the Test centre. Pitch black, we started off with a hill start (artificial hill, steep). In reverse lol.Followed by 3 point turn in reverse plus parallel parking on an obstacle course, all very tight.Followed by 5 mins on the real road.One after the other, it was a hoot.Needless to say, I passed.



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squillion

I took my driving test during Ramadan out in the Middle East lolIt was 4 … I took my driving test during Ramadan out in the Middle East lolIt was 4 am in the morning, they packed 4 of us into the test car along with the guy from the Test centre. Pitch black, we started off with a hill start (artificial hill, steep). In reverse lol.Followed by 3 point turn in reverse plus parallel parking on an obstacle course, all very tight.Followed by 5 mins on the real road.One after the other, it was a hoot.Needless to say, I passed.



Surely a hill start in reverse would be relatively straight forward as you'd be facing down the hill!?

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mceverready

Surely a hill start in reverse would be relatively straight forward as … Surely a hill start in reverse would be relatively straight forward as you'd be facing down the hill!?



You have to start up, engage gear then go backwards up the hill for some reason.

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Even stranger: this is the Middle East and there are virtually no hills in that country.

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squillion

Even stranger: this is the Middle East and there are virtually no hills … Even stranger: this is the Middle East and there are virtually no hills in that country.



Ahhhh that famous country 'the middle east'.

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mceverready

Ahhhh that famous country 'the middle east'.



Haven't you seen that film - "no middle east for old men" ?

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It'd probably end up with flooding again instead

goowoos fos next week so with the weather expected to be great I cannot wait

Going to be mid to high 20's for the North East which I'm sure you all know that's like the Sahara desert for us.

nothing better than blue skys and hot days

need to dig out my budgie smugglers

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I got my heatwave today

If this info is from the met office id ignore it as they cant forecast 24 hours ahead accurately never mind next weeks weather.



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magicbeans

lol...bring the bacardis at exactly 6.08pm see ya then!



What's the significance of 6:08pm?

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No that's too early for the fast to be over.

Elton Chong

What's the significance of 6:08pm?



he said 'cant u cheat?', 6.08pm would be fasting time, thus having a drink then would be 'cheating' add to that drinking alcohol and the cheat level goes up a notch.

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