Heavy petting can make you pregnant.

    From what I remember of sex ed, you can get pregnant by heavy petting.

    Does this mean I've got to get rid of my St Bernard?


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    Just for laughs.

    As long as it wasn't drunken petting having consumed the contents of the cask around the St Bernard's neck

    I had to get rid of my Female pony for the same reason , The neighbour reported me to the RSCA so of she went to the Glue Factory ..



    They taught that in 1910

    Are you that old?

    You're safe if you do it standing up. X)

    possibly, if you were in a swimming pool.

    I wondered why the new Maternity Unit was located next to the Petting Zoo.......
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