Found 3rd Jan 2009
How does do i kill the creature
Rep given, pls help

Carl where are you? Carl are you alright? Carl speak to me! Joel screamed. No answer, Carl was unconscious. Something appeared forming in the shadows. It landed next to Carl it was the Zegler! The pictures on the wall of the good looking musicians, muscular sports people and talented actors transformed to slimy green skeletal figures all possessed, demanding flesh for their bare rotten bones. Their bones emerged falling out of their frames and forming on the now black bottomless ground. Their empty skulls gazed through Joel their eye sockets red in hunger. For Joel it felt as though his skin was boiling into liquid pouring down his bones. Carl chest lit up, he was wearing the key around his neck. The key began to float, lifting Carl up as it stared at the Zegler. He was startled and even though he towered over Carl, he backed away in a cold sweat. The key began to drag the dead weight of Carl towards corner of the room.

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completely baffled

Carl should never have eaten that stale kebab

Write your own book! lol

Logs onto Facebook posts how much he hates the moster who reads the post and in turn logs into Hotukdeals find a deal on rope from Focus, travels to Focus buys the rope, goes into the woods finds a oak tree and hangs himself end of monster

And then i realised it was a dream :thumbsup:

Always works

joel lunged at carl, grabbing the key from round his rotten neck before dashing over and unlocking the uzi cabinet.



bye bye zeglar, you is toast!!!

scrumpypaul;7417294

joel lunged at carl, grabbing the key from round his rotten neck before … joel lunged at carl, grabbing the key from round his rotten neck before dashing over and unlocking the uzi cabinet.bye bye zeglar, you is toast!!!



I would read that book

scrumpypaul;7417294

joel lunged at carl, grabbing the key from round his rotten neck before … joel lunged at carl, grabbing the key from round his rotten neck before dashing over and unlocking the uzi cabinet.bye bye zeglar, you is toast!!!



You forgot "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

and Yippee-ki-yay, ************.

this wouldnt have happened if u didnt drink all that jack daniels and got in bed with carl because then u killed him coz he was gonna tell ur wife and then u went crazy and zelgar is actually u

....Where Carl proceeded to take a drunken pee....when he turned around he realised that he had simply been imagining it all in his drunken stupor and it was in fact Santy Claus standing there with his dirty big sack about to burst with happy presents....but not for poor old Carl. Carl had been a naughty boy....for you see Carl was still peeing as he turned around and splashed all over Santy's big black boots.

Santy was very cross with Carl and gave him a lump of coal for his naughty behaviour, up his nose...lit. Carl sneezed and the burning coal shot at Santy's dirty big sack and set it alight burning all the undelivered happy presents meaning Christmas was ruined. And do you know what Carl said? That's right....he said "What are you looking at you fat bastwwrblurgh? You...muh...spoiling for a fight?" then Carl passed out on his face, puked and drowned in his own vomit. And what was Santy doing while all this occurred I hear you ask? He just watched with a knowing twinkle in his eye...then Santy turned and walked away while muttering to himself "Gonna have to skin another reindeer for a new sack now".

Teh Ends.

Copyright me....I expect a cut dammit! And an Oscar! You get Oscars for writing right? >_

The Zegler ripped Carls head from his limp body pausing only briefly to suck on the soggy bit where Carls neck had been before popping the head into his mouth like a hairy gobstopper.

Joel was next.

Yum.

The end.

Original Poster

Funny responces, but I would have loved a relasiting ending for a nonfictional story

killerof8;7435479

Funny responces, but I would have loved a relasiting ending for a … Funny responces, but I would have loved a relasiting ending for a nonfictional story



Non-fiction? This really happened? ZOMGZ! Wait....how does a key float? Oh....I must have read it out of context....there was a big fukc off magnet above his head right?

I guess you could have the Zegler (wtf's a zegler....sounds fictional) doing unspeakable things to them, then the survivors would end up in a nut house banging their heads against the walls muttering "At least it wasn't Vanessa Feltz".

Still copyright me....give me credit and moneys and a foot massage...with oils and stuff...and maybe you creep a little too high...and make me giggle....because I have ticklish knees. ^_^

Original Poster

i mean a to say a fictional story with a non-fictional story soz

killerof8;7439460

i mean a to say a fictional story with a non-fictional story soz



wtf is a fictional story with a non fictional story

Carl where are you? Carl are you alright? Carl speak to me! Joel … Carl where are you? Carl are you alright? Carl speak to me! Joel screamed. No answer, Carl was unconscious. Something appeared forming in the shadows. It landed next to Carl it was the Zegler! The pictures on the wall of the good looking musicians, muscular sports people and talented actors transformed to slimy green skeletal figures all possessed, demanding flesh for their bare rotten bones. Their bones emerged falling out of their frames and forming on the now black bottomless ground. Their empty skulls gazed through Joel their eye sockets red in hunger. For Joel it felt as though his skin was boiling into liquid pouring down his bones. Carl chest lit up, he was wearing the key around his neck. The key began to float, lifting Carl up as it stared at the Zegler. He was startled and even though he towered over Carl, he backed away in a cold sweat. The key began to drag the dead weight of Carl towards corner of the room.



'cos the keychain had strangled him.
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