Help - - - how do i split up with him....

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Found 8th Feb 2009
HELP - i reli need to split up with my bf but he is totally in love with me and as much as i try he wnt dump me!!! ive never had to dump anyone before as i usually make them hate me so they dump me but its not working!!! i have no idea what to say or how to do it helpppppppp please!!!!!
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WTF SERIOUSLY
Tell him you bat for the other side?
Banned
are you being serious?
Let him catch us in bed together.

Are you fit?(Not that it matters).
Original Poster
am i not aloud to post this on here?? if not sorry :S:S
Original Poster
lmaoooo saint
Original Poster
loooll skusey!
thesaint;4321620

Let him catch us in bed together.Are you fit?(Not that it matters).



she is fit but not that desperate
Sloth/Mod
Hi........you're dumped.

Not that hard is it. :roll: And don't say you can't as you said you've been trying to get him to hate you.
a week before valentines day?you cruel cruel person....and if he loves you that much think of the massive present your going to lose out on ?lol
Banned
Syzable;4321653

Hi........you're dumped. Not that hard is it. :roll: And don't say you … Hi........you're dumped. Not that hard is it. :roll: And don't say you can't as you said you've been trying to get him to hate you.



hence why i thought it was one of those **** take threads :w00t:
I_love_shopping;4321642

am i not aloud to post this on here?? if not sorry :S:S



allowed :roll:
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lorsmanic;4321661

a week before valentines day?you cruel cruel person....and if he loves … a week before valentines day?you cruel cruel person....and if he loves you that much think of the massive present your going to lose out on ?lol




he forgot last year ...not even a card:O
i would normally tell sum1 "this is misc so op can write what they want"

but

wtf op

do u seriously need to post on a deals website askin ppl how to dump sum1.................unless ur under 15 this thread is cringeworthy.
I_love_shopping;4321650

loooll skusey!



That's the 1st laugh he's had all year.
Sloth/Mod
alternatively you can :

A - Show him this thread.

B- Tell him that due to your genital herpes you've sworn to a life of celibacy.
thesaint;4321620

Let him catch us in bed together.Are you fit?(Not that it matters).


:-Dpmsl dump him via text message
Original Poster
haha syzable!! option b is gr8;)
start looking at wedding dresses and engagement rings-99 percent of men will run a mile when that happens.
I_love_shopping;4321700

he forgot last year ...not even a card:O



tell him you cannot face another traumatic valentines giftless!!!!!!!!!!!!and that your dumping him...
Dont buy him anything for valentines day, he might get the hint then
Sloth/Mod
I_love_shopping;4321726

haha syzable!! option b is gr8;)



And for the cherry on the cake tell him your doc advises he gets himself tested as a urgent case. :-D
thesaint;4321620

Let him catch us in bed together.Are you fit?(Not that it matters).



that would work if not let him catch us and your best m8 in bed

that will work i promise lol
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cheers for the hint barky:D
ip dip dog **** fing bar*d dirty git, you are not it......................
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F4RR3LL;4321801

that would work if not let him catch us and your best m8 in bed :Dthat … that would work if not let him catch us and your best m8 in bed :Dthat will work i promise lol




hmmm but then most guys wldnt mind a girl n her best m8 in a bed together :w00t:...not sure about another guy mind!! haha


well there you go

actually just give me his mob number and ill dump him for you :P
and off topic slightly, the snow is coming down very heavy here in halesowen atm
Easy.........use this old chestnut,

it's not you.......its me

OR, if your feeling evil

it's not me........its you
Just make loads of plans without him...don't answer his calls. If he comes around say you are busy? are you weak? Tell him your over for goodness sake!
Just tell him he dont do it for you anymore, refuse to have sex and just say your tired or having an early night

every day lol

he should get the message
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we got no snow :(:(!!!! its so unfair we have had hardly any! a now its just raining
Tell he's dumped but offer him one last night of passion as a consolation..........
acecatcher3;4321702

i would normally tell sum1 "this is misc so op can write what they … i would normally tell sum1 "this is misc so op can write what they want"but wtf opdo u seriously need to post on a deals website askin ppl how to dump sum1.................unless ur under 15 this thread is cringeworthy.



Well as she did post it then on your reasoning she must be under 15 and you said you want to be in bed with her. Doesn't that make you a ............................:p
GAVINLEWISHUKD;4321959

Well as she did post it then on your reasoning she must be under 15 and … Well as she did post it then on your reasoning she must be under 15 and you said you want to be in bed with her. Doesn't that make you a ............................:p



hahahahahaha
I_love_shopping;4321948

we got no snow :(:(!!!! its so unfair we have had hardly any! a now its … we got no snow :(:(!!!! its so unfair we have had hardly any! a now its just raining



Wish we didnt have any snow atm, the UK comes to a standstill with just a few inches of the white stuff and it so annoying

if you have no snow where are you.
GAVINLEWISHUKD;4321959

Well as she did post it then on your reasoning she must be under 15 and … Well as she did post it then on your reasoning she must be under 15 and you said you want to be in bed with her. Doesn't that make you a ............................:p



no gavin......thesaint said that :x
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devon!! over the other side of the moors they got loads but not here!!!
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afraid not under 15 .... wouldnt mind goin bk there again tho
I_love_shopping;4321948

we got no snow :(:(!!!! its so unfair we have had hardly any! a now its … we got no snow :(:(!!!! its so unfair we have had hardly any! a now its just raining



ok deffo under 15!
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