help me find summit nice

    Hello all. my sister in law is having a very stressful time at the moment and i want to send her a funny/nice email sorta saying it will all be ok............a quote, a funny pic i dunno just summit nice to send to sum1 who is very stressed



    how about this…jpg

    ****DOES CONTAIN STRONG LANGUAGE****, incase anyone is offended.

    hmmm sayin that, it doesnt really say everything will be ok haha

    or could always be worse!!!

    In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
    Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
    young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The
    elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He
    got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a
    large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

    As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with
    his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
    The elephant turned to face the man, and w ith a rather curious look on
    its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

    Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
    Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

    Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the event of that day.

    Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
    teen aged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
    creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu
    were standing.
    The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe,lifted its front foot off the
    ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then
    trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if
    this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over
    the railing and made his way into the enclosure.
    He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

    The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's
    legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

    Probably wasn't the same elephant.


    Original Poster


    haha speaking of unlucky, its reminded me of this

    [SIZE="4"]Britain's unluckiest man falls down manhole[/SIZE]

    A 54-year-old Doncaster unfortunate - dubbed "Britain's unluckiest man" - has continued a lifelong tradition of mishaps by falling down a manhole, Ananova reports.

    John Lyne, of Stainforth, near Doncaster suffered injuries to his back, left leg and both knees as a result of the tumble, and will be out of action for 32 weeks, according to the Doncaster Free Press.

    Lyne's career began as a child, when he fell off a horse and cart and was run over by a delivery van. As a teenager, he fell from a tree and broke his arm. On his way home from hospital - on Friday 13th - the bus he was in crashed, provoking another fracture in the same arm.

    Since then, he's been hit by lightning twice, fallen victim to a rock-fall in a mine, has nearly drowned and has enjoyed three car crashes.

    Lyne said: "I don't think there is any reason or explanation for it though, it has just happened really. I have to particularly be careful on the Friday 13ths, when a few accidents have fallen."

    The poor bloke added: "Everyone thinks it is just hilarious. My mates, family and wife Susan just laugh about it." ®…an/

    Probably wasn't the same elephant.

    :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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