Help me get my wii games!!!

ok i ordered a few games on the wii

paid up

the postage came...

herein lies the problem

as i work late i sleep in - when the post comes... so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games

i managed to get to a 3rd mercury meltdown before she did but she's got my zelda and mario strikers

how can i get them back?! i've searched all over whilst pretending not to care taht she's got em...

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Are you serious? Your wife is very childish. Just dont give her any housekeeping until your games are returned or purchase the games again out of her allowance

Have you even asked her for them? I suspect this thread is just trolling unless you are both 16 years old.

Confiscate the all tv's to your bedroom and padlock it, not letting her in until it's bed time!! Make sure it can be locked from both inside and out so that she can't get in when your in, and she can't gt in when your out.

See how long she can go without her soaps!!

Better still, just get rid of her.

She's actually committing a criminal offence by witholding or stealing your mail.

In your position I would call the police, have her charged with theft of Royal mail and hopefully she'll get a custodial sentence.

Of course if you have kids or can't afford a cleaner this would not be financially beneficial and you might just want to check the back of her knicker drawer.

Good luck

Remove all hair products from the house until she gives you them back. In my experience, women are tough as nails, and can survive any kind of torture or deprivation known to human kind, except one - having to cope with bad hair!

Actually, I Think Your Wife Is Trying To Tell You That You Are Spending Too Much Time Playing Games And Not Enough Time Playing With Her! Do You Want To Have A Woman Or A Computer Game?

It's awesome that you two still play games like that... In which case, you shouldn't come on here to ask for help, that's cheating. It depends on the wife and the relationship, but you either admit defeat and give her something nice (attention wise), or get loads of two player games in, if she's that kind of gal.

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so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games

ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE STICK UP FOR YOUR SELF OR FIND YOUR SELF A NEW WIFE,OR EVEN TAKE UP BOXING AND PRACTISE ON HER IF SHE CONFISCATERS THEM AGAIN YOU WIMPPPPPPPPPP

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gould917;1478297

so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE … so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE STICK UP FOR YOUR SELF OR FIND YOUR SELF A NEW WIFE,OR EVEN TAKE UP BOXING AND PRACTISE ON HER IF SHE CONFISCATERS THEM AGAIN YOU WIMPPPPPPPPPP



So bigamy is being a man?

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sshhhhhhhhh check behind the cooker, my wife had my cigarettes there. LOL

gould917;1478297

so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE … so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE STICK UP FOR YOUR SELF OR FIND YOUR SELF A NEW WIFE,OR EVEN TAKE UP BOXING AND PRACTISE ON HER IF SHE CONFISCATERS THEM AGAIN YOU WIMPPPPPPPPPP



What a joker!

gould917;1478297

so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE … so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE STICK UP FOR YOUR SELF OR FIND YOUR SELF A NEW WIFE,OR EVEN TAKE UP BOXING AND PRACTISE ON HER IF SHE CONFISCATERS THEM AGAIN YOU WIMPPPPPPPPPP



nice first post:x

gould917;1478297

so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE … so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE STICK UP FOR YOUR SELF OR FIND YOUR SELF A NEW WIFE,OR EVEN TAKE UP BOXING AND PRACTISE ON HER IF SHE CONFISCATERS THEM AGAIN YOU WIMPPPPPPPPPP



i hope your wife/girlfriend reads this (presuming someone would put up with someone like u :x).....how would you like it if she found a new husband/boyfriend or took up boxing on you?

this is so funny

some of you are so serious

its not the end of the world is it??

just be really nice to her , she may give you them if you are a nice little hubby

or you can just get her legless and take advantage of her lol

Why don't you take her out for a meal, and ask her nicely where she has put them?

bitseylango;1478512

nice first post:x



That was his wife... :giggle:

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gould917;1478297

so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE … so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE YOU SERIOUS?ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE STICK UP FOR YOUR SELF OR FIND YOUR SELF A NEW WIFE,OR EVEN TAKE UP BOXING AND PRACTISE ON HER IF SHE CONFISCATERS THEM AGAIN YOU WIMPPPPPPPPPP




nice to see your encourging domestic violence in the home, or are you one of these neanderthal men that seem to be prevalant in todays society.. another shining example to men .:roll:

Just feel grateful she hid them, imagine your utter disappointment when she gives them back and you actually have to play them.....

gould917;1478297

so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE … so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE STICK UP FOR YOUR SELF OR FIND YOUR SELF A NEW WIFE,OR EVEN TAKE UP BOXING AND PRACTISE ON HER IF SHE CONFISCATERS THEM AGAIN YOU WIMPPPPPPPPPP


The real joke about that statement is the writer of it, except you are simply not funny!

I bet you met your wife/partner when you went out clubbing - you clubbed her over the head and dragged her home by the hair, real caveman arent you!

Domestic violence is not a joking matter, thousands of women(and men too) suffer at the hands of an abusive partner and are too scared of the consequences to leave the relationship and report this, not only is it the partner suffering at the hands of an abusive partner its very often the children suffering too, little kids cowering in a corner as they witness their mum get beaten black and blue, AND YOU THINK THATS SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT??? You are a sad and despicable example of human life if you still think its funny!

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Really struck a cord get a life i was only jesting.I DONT KNOW YOU YOU DONT KNOW ME SO GET A LIFE .LAST COMMENT.
Anyway his wife started all this what right has she to confiscate his wii games.She's actually committing a criminal offence by witholding or stealing his mail.
GET YOUR OWN BACK CHANGE THE SECURITY PIN ON THE SKY + BOX NEVER BE ABLE TO WATCH HER FAV FILM AGAIN.(LOL) .YOUVE GOT TO STAND UP TO THIS WHAT RIGHT HAS SHE GOT TO DO THIS. I KNOW ITS A BIT OF A JOKE BUT HIDE HER CAR KEYS SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT TAKE HER BATTERYS OUT HER PLASTIC TOYS.(LOL).REVENGE WILL BE SWEET LET ME KNOW HOW YOU GET ON.LOL.

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gould917;1479163

Really struck a cord get a life i was only jesting.I DONT KNOW YOU YOU … Really struck a cord get a life i was only jesting.I DONT KNOW YOU YOU DONT KNOW ME SO GET A LIFE .LAST COMMENT.Anyway his wife started all this what right has she to confiscate his wii games.She's actually committing a criminal offence by witholding or stealing his mail. GET YOUR OWN BACK CHANGE THE SECURITY PIN ON THE SKY + BOX NEVER BE ABLE TO WATCH HER FAV FILM AGAIN.(LOL) .YOUVE GOT TO STAND UP TO THIS WHAT RIGHT HAS SHE GOT TO DO THIS. I KNOW ITS A BIT OF A JOKE BUT HIDE HER CAR KEYS SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT TAKE HER BATTERYS OUT HER PLASTIC TOYS.(LOL).REVENGE WILL BE SWEET LET ME KNOW HOW YOU GET ON.LOL.



Generally speaking, the bit in bold usually goes at the end.

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hey - lets just end this moronic thread. its an obvious wind up

gould917;1479163

Really struck a cord get a life i was only jesting.I DONT KNOW YOU YOU … Really struck a cord get a life i was only jesting.I DONT KNOW YOU YOU DONT KNOW ME SO GET A LIFE .LAST COMMENT.


I presume you was referring to me??
YES it did strike a chord as I have seen the victims of domestic violence and helped people through it, ive seen the lasting effect it has on people - my current partner was a victim of domestic violence and even though that relationship ended 3/4 years ago she still gets nervous and has nightmares
You may choose to defend yourself saying you was joking, but is it funny??? NO!!! Would you joke about a man killing his wife and/or kids? as that is an all too common consequence of domestic violence, your comments are insensitive to say the least. Around half the members on here are female and over half of women have been the victim of violence within a relationship so well done you have just offended 25% plus of people likely to be reading this who HAVE BEEN victims, plus most of the other members who believe that domestic violence has no place in life for ANYONE!

Here Here Harlzter... A point well made... Some people are insensitive morons.!

Ok, if you have tried all the obvious ways of getting her to tell you where they are ie tickling her until she can't take it any more, then what you do is slowly hide her make up - lipstick, eyeshadows etc. Pretend you don't know what she's talking about. She'll give in way before you do lol

3 words

Pink furry handcuffs

Hide her hairdryer and all of her bras. I know I'd cave in rather than go out looking like a frizzy haired monster with things bouncing all over the place :-D

Join lovefilm through Quidco and do the 2 week free trial. Rent out your games that your wife took. When she comes home and see's you playing on them she might say how did you know I hid them in the draw etc. If it doesn't work then you will at least get £15.50 cashback.
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