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    Help!! my mum is mean..........

    my stick insects have layed eggs but my mum wont let me hatch anymore (the ones i have now are from previous stick insects) any way i feel realy tight if i bin them you wouldnt bin a wild birds eggs soo why bin these i was just wondering what should i do with them instead (she dosent know i have kept them she thinks there in the bin



    n in wont blend them

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    Lmfao i cant even take this thread seriously

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    DangerGod;5011350

    Lmfao i cant even take this thread seriously





    what should i do with them seriously??

    do as your told, ha. do you really think yr ma wont find out? yr posting on here

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    michelleleemoo;5011359

    do as your told, ha. do you really think yr ma wont find out? yr posting … do as your told, ha. do you really think yr ma wont find out? yr posting on here





    she nevva looks on my threads

    aah96;5011358

    what should i do with them seriously??



    deep fried like they do in asia :thumbsup:

    Give them to your mates and tell them to pick some privet hedge for food, buy a demi john (5 litre glass brewing jar) as a house :thumbsup:

    aah96;5011369

    she nevva looks on my threads



    thats what you think! :whistling::-D

    have you tried them raw

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    everyone there not big enough to eat lmao

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    aah96;5011395

    everyone there not big enough to eat lmao



    blend them up and drink em then lol

    DangerGod;5011414

    blend them up and drink em then lol



    uuurgh, you are so dirty!

    aah96;5011395

    everyone there not big enough to eat lmao



    Seriously? Really?? And I thought stick insects grew into trees...

    Why not let the eggs grow in a hedge or something and have stick insects breeding in the wild :P Might upset the ecosystem, and they'll more than likely be eaten by wild birds before they hatch, but it could be a laugh.

    Alternatively, keep them somewhere where mummy won't find them?

    DangerGod;5011414

    blend them up and drink em then lol



    *shudder* The thought of that made my tummy go funny lol

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    michelleleemoo;5011418

    uuurgh, you are so dirty!



    you lurveee it

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    [COLOR="Red"]i give upp [/COLOR]

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    sadiebabes;5011427

    *shudder* The thought of that made my tummy go funny lol



    lol if i add some vodka would that be better? :-D

    DangerGod;5011414

    blend them up and drink em then lol



    Yuk, thats wrong.

    aah96;5011445

    [COLOR="Red"]i give upp [/COLOR]



    I offered advice, take it or leave it.

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    DragonChris;5011464

    I offered advice, take it or leave it.





    lol

    bin them in her undies draw

    big-boy;5011372

    Give them to your mates and tell them to pick some privet hedge for food, … Give them to your mates and tell them to pick some privet hedge for food, buy a demi john (5 litre glass brewing jar) as a house :thumbsup:



    Do you NOT read too well ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :? SSSSHHHHH just don't tell mummy
    aah96;5011445

    [COLOR="Red"]i give upp [/COLOR]

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    DragonChris;5011464

    I offered advice, take it or leave it.



    +1 lol

    aah96, can you please stop spamming the misc with all these terribe threads?

    It's beginning to annoy me now.

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    big-boy;5011481

    Do you NOT read too well ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :?





    tht was a sensible answer and ive already tried palming them off on people i was on about the other answers

    The JFK;5011488

    aah96, can you please stop spamming the misc with all these terribe … aah96, can you please stop spamming the misc with all these terribe threads? It's beginning to annoy me now.



    just like your crap threads, muppet

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    The JFK;5011488

    aah96, can you please stop spamming the misc with all these terribe … aah96, can you please stop spamming the misc with all these terribe threads? It's beginning to annoy me now.






    ok :oops: :cry:

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    wickedteen;5011505

    just like your crap threads, muppet





    thankyou:)

    find your nearest reptile shop and treat them to lunch on you

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    aah96;5011506

    ok :oops: :cry:



    lol dont be intimidated by JFK

    Are you sure they are eggs because my son and I couldn't distinguish eggs from their pooh!!

    DangerGod;5011447

    lol if i add some vodka would that be better? :-D



    Yes. Vodka makes everything better! :-D

    lol, only glanced at the thread title quickly and thought it said

    Help!! my mum is a man..........

    :oops:

    aah96;5011506

    ok :oops: :cry:



    Awwww!!! Take no notice!! xx

    midlandscomics;5011528

    lol, only glanced at the thread title quickly and thought it said Help!! … lol, only glanced at the thread title quickly and thought it said Help!! my mum is a man..........:oops:



    maybe we shall never know!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    sadiebabes;5011525

    Yes. Vodka makes everything better! :-D



    lol x

    aah96;5011506

    ok :oops: :cry:



    Thanks.

    The JFK;5011488

    aah96, can you please stop spamming the misc with all these terribe … aah96, can you please stop spamming the misc with all these terribe threads? It's beginning to annoy me now.

    :w00t:

    All 3 of his posts ;-)
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    All your "should I buy a Rolls Royce or Join a Golf Club..etc etc - Thrilling posts by you :w00t:

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    POT - Kettle but not as black :whistling:

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    crankie;5011520

    Are you sure they are eggs because my son and I couldn't distinguish eggs … Are you sure they are eggs because my son and I couldn't distinguish eggs from their pooh!!




    haha yes they are because the ones i have now (the ones that layed eggs) are the ones that i hatched previously the way you can tell is the eggs are much rounder and have a white dot on the top

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    wickedteen;5011539

    maybe we shall never know!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    my mum is dmh77 i will tell her that haha

    DangerGod;5011518

    lol dont be intimidated by JFK



    I thought someone assassinated him.
    If he's annoyed with the threads then just stay out of them.
    I think your mums undie drawers a good idea but she may throw the stick insects out along with the eggs once her @ss starts itching..lol
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