Help Needed............ I can get it up, but it wont stay up.

Banned 67 replies
Found 5th Apr 2009
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And its becoming very frustrating.

Any tips please. I'm sure there must be a gadget I could get to stop it going down. The missus is getting very frustrated.

See below for pics.


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Original Poster Banned

http://dudewhatarandomgirl.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/toiletseat.jpg


The cover is fine - but the seat needs to be held when taking a pee.

Obviously its not a problem for me, I'm hung like a donkey and can simply hold the seat up. However, with 2 young lads in the family, the easier (and often unpleasant) option is to pee with the seat down.

Is there a solution to this dilemma? (eg a catch to make it stay put!)


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guv;4838049

Help Needed............ I can get it up, but it wont stay up.




One solution....Viagra :thumbsup:

Do you find the water to be a tad cold when you drain the snake????:)

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StevenA2000_uk;4838063

One solution....Viagra :thumbsup:



Is that a type of catch that'll keep the seat up then?

Do a pee sitting down.......
or see if you can loosen the bolts and slide the seat forward a bit

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Train Driver;4838074

Do you find the water to be a tad cold when you drain the snake????:)



No. I also use it as a scarf to keep me warm, so it stops just short.

Wow, very tacky toilet seat.

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gari189;4838083

Do a pee sitting down.......



Not very Alpha brah

StevenA2000_uk;4838063

One solution....Viagra :thumbsup:



I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it will make you look hard

try castrating your young

The JFK;4838085

Wow, very tacky toilet seat.



You've cleaned better I guess:)

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The JFK;4838085

Wow, very tacky toilet seat.



That might work. Could you advise what to use for a sticky substance?

shosie;4838097

I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it … I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it will make you look hard



i did actually laugh

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markhodges1975;4838102

try castrating your young



Sorry. Not sure how cutting their balls off would actually help the seat stay up! Could you elaborate?

Magnets?

:lol:

We actually had a toilet seat that wouldnt stay up...we always warned the males when they went for a pee!

shosie;4838097

I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it … I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it will make you look hard



lol....

guv;4838075

Is that a type of catch that'll keep the seat up then?



As long as you give the latch a good lubricating then all should go well :thumbsup:

what about a bit of velcro,sticky backed of course:thumbsup:

shosie;4838097

I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it … I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it will make you look hard



If you don't swallow the viagra pills quick enough..........You will get a proper stiff neck:p

Take the lid off or use sticky back velcro.
Could get a slimmer cystern. Like the viagra idea lol

I really don't get why men have to stand up and shake!

Why can't they sit down and dab:whistling:

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jtx;4838177

Magnets?



I'll take a look. Thought they only did kitchens!:thumbsup:

dmtuk;4838363

We actually had a toilet seat that wouldnt stay up...we always warned the … We actually had a toilet seat that wouldnt stay up...we always warned the males when they went for a pee!



Excuse me. Are you implying I don't?

mickydibble;4838406

what about a bit of velcro,sticky backed of course:thumbsup:



vincentj;4838460

Take the lid off or use sticky back velcro.Could get a slimmer cystern. … Take the lid off or use sticky back velcro.Could get a slimmer cystern. Like the viagra idea lol



I just tried the Velcro Idea. Unfortunately my little'uns now stuck to the seat!

deb8z;4838501

I really don't get why men have to stand up and shake!Why can't they sit … I really don't get why men have to stand up and shake!Why can't they sit down and dab:whistling:



Cos we weren't born to spend our lives on our backsides:p

Men in some other countries sit down!

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deb8z;4838501

I really don't get why men have to stand up and shake!



Being hung like a Donkey, I have to stand up for number two's also!:p

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deb8z;4838537

Men in some other countries sit down!



They also dont use toilet paper!

Thankfully i don't have to worry about toilet seats..lol

deb8z;4838562

Thankfully i don't have to worry about toilet seats..lol



You pee standing up...........Repped;-)

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Train Driver;4838570

You pee standing up...........Repped;-)



Pics????????

guv;4838599

Pics????????



dont tell me, with a spoon.......................................................................

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skusey;4838628

dont tell me, with a … dont tell me, with a spoon.......................................................................



That was a boxer wasn't it?

not implying anything sorry...;O( I should of said we also had.....

guv;4838702

That was a boxer wasn't it?



Can you name the only boxer who crapped in the ring after winning his title????

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dmtuk;4838944

not implying anything sorry...;O( I should of said we also had.....



LOL.. You're new to this aren't you! :thumbsup::w00t:

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Train Driver;4838967

Can you name the only boxer who crapped in the ring after winning his … Can you name the only boxer who crapped in the ring after winning his title????



No.

guv;4838977

No.



Fido......Crufts, 1978:p

guv;4838527

I just tried the Velcro Idea. Unfortunately my little'uns now stuck to … I just tried the Velcro Idea. Unfortunately my little'uns now stuck to the seat!



Thought you were hung like a donkey? Try shaving? :-D

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Train Driver;4838991

Fido......Crufts, 1978:p



LOOOOOOL

publicnme;4839075

Thought you were hung like a donkey? Try shaving? :-D



Shave what?

guv;4839112

LOOOOOOLShave what?



Your little'uns so they don't stick to the velcro...
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