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    HELP OH dear death awaits thread.

    Just made myself a jacket potato with chicken and the coleslaw was 6 days out of date will I die?

    If so who wants my TV?

    38 Comments

    you will die within 6 hours-just long enough to call a courier and send me your tv AND your pc,have a bath,smoke a cigar and play a final game of hide the sausage with the wife.

    will I die?



    Probably


    If so who wants my TV?



    I'll just have what's left of the spud.

    no you wont die, but in 9 months time you will push a baby out of your bellybutton

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    numptyj

    no you wont die, but in 9 months time you will push a baby out of your … no you wont die, but in 9 months time you will push a baby out of your bellybutton



    HOLY SMOKE!

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/SCzgW1tcRiI/AAAAAAAADL0/5XUrE9QI-LA/s400/short+round+cart.JPG

    numptyj

    no you wont die, but in 9 months time you will push a baby out of your … no you wont die, but in 9 months time you will push a baby out of your bellybutton



    that happened to mrs barky once actually,but that was because she DIDNT swallow something nasty

    Banned

    Reported.... this can't possibly be a dear death as shown in the title. It sounds very cheap lunch and you'll probably just die of embarrassment insteaad!

    Original Poster

    barky

    that happened to mrs barky once actually,but that was because she DIDNT … that happened to mrs barky once actually,but that was because she DIDNT swallow something nasty



    Coleslaw Recipe
    Ingredients:

    ½ white cabbage
    2 large carrots
    ½ red onion
    4 tablespoons good mayonnaise
    ½ teaspoon Dijon mustard
    1 teaspoons lemon juice
    salt and pepper to season


    Edited by: "Adam2050" 14th Dec 2010

    I worked out I was eating out of date coleslaw once when I realised it was fizzing in my mouth like a carbonated drink.

    It killed me so I'm of course dead now. http://www.dairylandbjd.com/forum/images/smilies/th_emoticon-ghost.png

    Ungreat

    I worked out I was eating out of date coleslaw once when I realised it … I worked out I was eating out of date coleslaw once when I realised it was fizzing in my mouth like a carbonated drink.It killed me so I'm of course dead now.



    reported for having a ghost account

    Depends what TV it is?

    Original Poster

    guv

    Reported.... this can't possibly be a dear death as shown in the title. … Reported.... this can't possibly be a dear death as shown in the title. It sounds very cheap lunch and you'll probably just die of embarrassment insteaad!



    Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real....

    http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gif

    If ever there was a time for that gif the time is now.

    Adam2050

    Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real....If … Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real....If ever there was a time for that gif the time is now.



    get a dalmatian gif ffs-fed up with your pussy!

    Original Poster

    barky

    get a dalmatian gif ffs-fed up with your pussy!



    Whip it out then oO

    Original Poster

    will I die?

    If so who wants my TV?



    All gone.

    You will get sam and ella poisoning

    Banned

    no you wont die.. but your suck a cheap sake consuming out of date food,

    http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gif

    Ewwww, I love coleslaw but never eat it after two days of opening (mind ou its never in the fridge that long!)

    Home made coleslaw rocks!

    Original Poster

    dog_cop

    no you wont die.. but your suck a cheap sake consuming out of date food,



    Waste not want not!

    hotukdeals.com/for…545 Checking out the pics in there atm, have to laugh. Girl has a neck problem.,,,

    Banned

    Adam2050

    Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real...If … Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real...If ever there was a time for that gif the time is now.



    You've lost me.... (and I cant see the image at work - its blocked!)

    BTW - there's a new gif on the block!

    Banned

    Adam2050

    Waste not want … Waste not want not!http://www.hotukdeals.com/for-sale-trade/50-all-to-go-6-8-10/826545 Checking out the pics in there atm, have to laugh. Girl has a neck problem.,,,



    noted.. and a bit of norkage on show there

    Original Poster

    guv

    You've lost me.... (and I cant see the image at work - its blocked!)BTW - … You've lost me.... (and I cant see the image at work - its blocked!)BTW - there's a new gif on the block!



    It's embarassing.

    It was the CAT O SHOCK.

    New one is needed.

    Banned

    Adam2050

    It's embarassing.It was the CAT O SHOCK.New one is needed.



    no new cat gif needed we approve of that one

    6 days... what's the big deal.

    I recently found a jar of Pasta sauce at the back of my kitchen cupboard. It was 9 years out of date, but the safety button was intact. After careful deliberation (lasting all of 2 seconds) I ate it. Yum Yum.

    Banned

    Your wife isn't doing her job properly.

    Original Poster

    etceteraz

    6 days... what's the big deal. I recently found a jar of Pasta sauce at … 6 days... what's the big deal. I recently found a jar of Pasta sauce at the back of my kitchen cupboard. It was 9 years out of date, but the safety button was intact. After careful deliberation (lasting all of 2 seconds) I ate it. Yum Yum.



    Awesome!

    Original Poster

    DLM

    Your wife isn't doing her job properly.



    Well I hope so, but she's at work atm so I can't really look all the way into town, skilled but not that skilled.

    Banned

    Adam2050

    Well I hope so, but she's at work atm so I can't really look all the way … Well I hope so, but she's at work atm so I can't really look all the way into town, skilled but not that skilled.



    I would never leave out of date food in my fridge.

    I would make somebody such a good wife

    Adam2050

    Waste not want … Waste not want not!http://www.hotukdeals.com/for-sale-trade/50-all-to-go-6-8-10/826545 Checking out the pics in there atm, have to laugh. Girl has a neck problem.,,,



    Third pic down-is she naked underneath that? or am I just sick in the head?

    barky

    Third pic down-is she naked underneath that? or am I just sick in the … Third pic down-is she naked underneath that? or am I just sick in the head?



    Is this really an "either or" question?

    Banned

    I see pussy.

    vibeone

    I see pussy.



    you using those binoculars on the neighbours again?

    Original Poster

    DLM

    I would never leave out of date food in my fridge.I would make somebody … I would never leave out of date food in my fridge.I would make somebody such a good wife



    I'm the cook in this household, enjoy cooking, don't think any less of my wife.oO

    Banned

    Adam2050

    I'm the cook in this household, enjoy cooking, don't think any less of my … I'm the cook in this household, enjoy cooking, don't think any less of my wife.oO



    No wonder she married you

    Banned

    barky

    you using those binoculars on the neighbours again?



    Yeah.. wow I didn't realise you lived across from me. Mrs B is a lovely looking lady. Keeps herself tidy doesn't she.

    Is he dead yet?

    Adam2050

    Waste not want … Waste not want not![url=http://www.hotukdeals.com/for-sale-trade/50-all-to-go-6-8-10/826545]http://www.hotukdeals.com/for-sale-trade/50-all-to-go-6-8-10/826545[/url] Checking out the pics in there atm, have to laugh. Girl has a neck problem.,,,


    Lol, dunno why she just didn't ask the photographer to aim the camera down a little. You can see her stretching her head out of the pic

    barky

    Third pic down-is she naked underneath that? or am I just sick in the … Third pic down-is she naked underneath that? or am I just sick in the head?




    If you are, so am I... wishful thinking I am.... PM'd waiting for pictures of her feet

    dont ask me, ask... deathclock.com/
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