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    Help plz, some idiot parked his car on our drive?

    Some idiot left his car on our drive (not on the pavement) yes you heard correct on our drive. and council cant do anything because its private land, and my sister is in risk of a parking ticket becuase she had to park on a yellow line, they told me to call a company to remove the vehicle which deals with this, anyone know any companies out there. I live in east london tower hamlets., thanks

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    Call someone to get it towed.

    Write him a ticket..... pics?

    Banned

    I'd accidentally put a brick through the window - tell them you were building a brick wall in the front garden.

    Photo's or the OP is a liar :-)

    strip the car

    If you can't get a tow service which is cheap enough; jack it up andput it on a few of bricks / axle stands then take a couple of wheels off or use a wheel clamp. If you don't have one ask someone with a caravan as they may have one. Then charge the owner for the parking.

    ps if the wheels have locking nuts, still put it on axle stands then remove the other bolts leaving a warning notice on the drivers window warning them of such.
    Edited by: "simplyjimbo" 26th Apr 2011

    Could be your wife boyfriend ?

    Call the Police and tell them you are concerned that it may be stolen, ask them to contact the owner.

    Park another car behind it, he he

    Pour curry powder into the vents under the front window. This will fill the heating/cooling intakes. Every time the driver turns on his aircon/heating the car will smell of curry.

    deffo take the wheels off then burn it out

    block the car in and tell her or him if they doit again then block it again until they pay for it or tow it away and give him the bill i

    It's mine. Sorry, I was late for my tube and couldn't find anywhere to park.
    I will be back around 5.46pm.

    Original Poster

    ok the man just come now, he said he left a note on the windscreen he wont be long, wtf had a go at him his gone now, sorry aint thought of taking pics

    or burn the car

    MR1123

    ok the man just come now, he said he left a note on the windscreen he … ok the man just come now, he said he left a note on the windscreen he wont be long, wtf had a go at him his gone now, sorry aint thought of taking pics




    Must remember that line should I ever decide to be an %^$%hole and park on someone's property

    Original Poster

    lol was planing to scratch it but was occupied looking for companies to tow it away, damn new i should of scratched the car up

    Original Poster

    Thanks people for the great ideas wish i saw them before

    When I was younger someone parked infront of our drive where my parents would squeeze their two cars on. It wad next door neighbours boyfriend. So we used our two cars to wedge him in until he came to receive an earful with his head hung low. Good luck getting it sorted!

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    Just give it a wash with some brake fluid.

    decide to paint the front of the house today, accidents happen...........

    We had the same thing happen a month or so ago. Police were not interested, until I asked if it was ok if I moved it! Then they were very interested indeed and threatened me with various offences. The magic word was that the car was already unsecured - it had already had a broken window. That made the difference and they were happy to contact the owner. So, tell the police it already is broken into and that covers you if you need to do it. Then let off the handbrake and push it so that it blocks the road.

    Yeh police are useless. I left a note in the window when someone left their car parked in our driveway but was tempted to damage it.....

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    MR1123

    lol was planing to scratch it but was occupied looking for companies to … lol was planing to scratch it but was occupied looking for companies to tow it away, damn new i should of scratched the car up


    wow - low life alert (just like the other driver)

    tip of the day - get a spell checker on your browser - stops you looking really thick lol)
    Edited by: "csiman" 26th Apr 2011

    csiman

    wow - low life alert (just like the other driver)tip of the day - get a … wow - low life alert (just like the other driver)tip of the day - get a spell checker on your browser - stops you looking really thick lol)


    You think the OP would have been more of a rat for scratching this noobs car :-/
    I would have stole it & burn the fikkin thing.

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    WheresMeNuts

    You think the OP would have been more of a rat for scratching this noobs … You think the OP would have been more of a rat for scratching this noobs car :-/I would have stole it & burn the fikkin thing.


    two wrongs don't make a right. Driver was just an imbecile. OP was thinking about criminal damage so yes I think that's worse.

    I would have just parked in front and demanded a fee for exit - could well be legitimate......

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    csiman

    wow - low life alert (just like the other driver)tip of the day - get a … wow - low life alert (just like the other driver)tip of the day - get a spell checker on your browser - stops you looking really thick lol)




    It's you that looks thick...as a spell checker won't work out that the word "new" was used in the wrong context, instead of "knew"....Spell checkers are only useful for correcting words that are spelt in such a way that the word typed doesn't actually exist....I thought that was blatantly obvious to most people.

    MonkeyBollox

    Pour curry powder into the vents under the front window. This will fill … Pour curry powder into the vents under the front window. This will fill the heating/cooling intakes. Every time the driver turns on his aircon/heating the car will smell of curry.



    thats just harsh!!!!

    Pour chilly powder in there... that will teach them a real lesson!

    guv

    Just give it a wash with some brake fluid.



    i hear used brake fluid is much better........ your local mechanic would be more than happy to help you

    Clamp it then charge them to unclamp it

    With todays fuel prices you should have siphoned the fuel out of it

    Get a spray can and write

    "why so serious?"

    on the car

    With a big fat ? mark on the top of the car.


    do you have any gates on your drive? if it happens again then close them and lock them and go out for the day/

    This has happened a few times to us probably because the driveway is round the corner from the house. There is room for about 4 cars on the driveway and there is usually at least 1 or 2 spaces so people often park there.

    Previously I have parked an old VW about a mm from their car to make it very awkward! See here

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    slamdunkin

    It's you that looks thick...as a spell checker won't work out that the … It's you that looks thick...as a spell checker won't work out that the word "new" was used in the wrong context, instead of "knew"....Spell checkers are only useful for correcting words that are spelt in such a way that the word typed doesn't actually exist....I thought that was blatantly obvious to most people.


    Of is a real word too.

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    I would have asked him to pay rent or alterntively if he couldnt pay would block his exit until he washed my car.

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    MonkeyBollox

    Pour curry powder into the vents under the front window. This will fill … Pour curry powder into the vents under the front window. This will fill the heating/cooling intakes. Every time the driver turns on his aircon/heating the car will smell of curry.


    you would think someone had done that to me,my cars stink of curry but thats because iam a greedy bustard. : ) )))

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    Thinking about it again a firm but polite dressing down would probably be the best thing to do because the dirtbag knows where u live and could bring trouble if you go too far.

    This is why I always have a can of expanding foam handy in the house, there's no end to the fun you can have with that stuff.

    just box them in when they come to you rdoor asking to move your car apologise tell them you have had a drink and they will have to wait until the next day to move it
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