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    help present for inlaws who have every thing and are filthy rich?

    please help lol

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    A cheque. A blank one. Apart from "Bargain Buyer" in the "Payee" part

    Chocolates :-D

    give em a bill

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    baffledsalmon;7169441

    A cheque. A blank one. Apart from "Bargain Buyer" in the "Payee" part



    lol good thinking might just try it

    give the dad a vasectomy!

    Nothing. Spend it on yourself. Ok, a card maybe.

    Give them an empty bank account .... bet they dont have one..

    some cyanide inside some choclates, then u inherit it all :-D

    no need to thank me :lol:

    If you have children how about a nice photo of your family in a photo frame? Boots have some nice photo frames bogof at the moment. We do this for both our inlaws at xmas time

    A nice homemade Christmas hamper :):thumbsup:

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    i was thinking of a digital photo frame as i have bought one for my parents what you all think of this oneargos.co.uk/sta…htm

    A gun rack. A la Wayne's World.

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    livingthelife07;7169507

    A nice homemade Christmas hamper :):thumbsup:



    i gave one last year lol believe me i will be the talk in church christmas night if i buy another one lol

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    leet_first;7169498

    If you have children how about a nice photo of your family in a photo … If you have children how about a nice photo of your family in a photo frame? Boots have some nice photo frames bogof at the moment. We do this for both our inlaws at xmas time



    was thinking of a photo frame a digital one thanks

    something homemade.

    buy them nothing- in their eyes you were never good enough for their son :-D

    Best present for someone who has everything - PENICILLIN!

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    transit;7169614

    buy them nothing- in their eyes you were never good enough for their son … buy them nothing- in their eyes you were never good enough for their son :-D



    got to get something they give kids big cheque at xmas and i mean BIG

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    GMB;7169627

    Best present for someone who has everything - PENICILLIN!



    they are organic freaks they dont believe in antibiotics or medicines only herbal crap lol

    bargain buyer;7169647

    got to get something they give kids big cheque at xmas and i mean BIG



    How BIG are we talking here?

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    transit;7169679

    How BIG are we talking here?



    grand each well she gives it to me to put in there savings accounts:whistling:

    livingthelife07;7169507

    A nice homemade Christmas hamper :):thumbsup:



    bargain buyer;7169575

    i gave one last year lol believe me i will be the talk in church … i gave one last year lol believe me i will be the talk in church christmas night if i buy another one lol



    I'm making my own up for the inlaws this year Any suggestions of what to put in?

    Aside from:

    White wine
    Mulled wine
    Christmas biscuits
    Box of mince pies
    Chocolate santas (little net thing)
    A wee christmas cake

    [It's a M&S Christmas :)]

    If anyone has any other ideas, please suggest!

    bargain buyer;7169714

    grand each well she gives it to me to put in there savings … grand each well she gives it to me to put in there savings accounts:whistling:



    well in that case give the father in law a BIG cuddle;-)



    maybe speed his heart rate up a little;-):thumbsup:

    bargain buyer;7169676

    they are organic freaks they dont believe in antibiotics or medicines … they are organic freaks they dont believe in antibiotics or medicines only herbal crap lol



    How about some herbal treatment crap? Like organic candles or teas or oils or something (My knowledge in this area is very, very poor).

    Go into one of those organic shops and buy something that smells nice and sounds funny :).

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    DragonChris;7169731

    I'm making my own up for the inlaws this year Any suggestions of what … I'm making my own up for the inlaws this year Any suggestions of what to put in?Aside from:White wineMulled wineChristmas biscuitsBox of mince piesChocolate santas (little net thing)A wee christmas cake[It's a M&S Christmas :)]If anyone has any other ideas, please suggest!



    homemade honey and jam, shortbread biscuits,

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    DragonChris;7169752

    How about some herbal treatment crap? Like organic candles or teas or … How about some herbal treatment crap? Like organic candles or teas or oils or something (My knowledge in this area is very, very poor).Go into one of those organic shops and buy something that smells nice and sounds funny :).



    come to thing of it they do like candles good thinking

    DragonChris;7169731

    I'm making my own up for the inlaws this year Any suggestions of what … I'm making my own up for the inlaws this year Any suggestions of what to put in?Aside from:White wineMulled wineChristmas biscuitsBox of mince piesChocolate santas (little net thing)A wee christmas cake[It's a M&S Christmas :)]If anyone has any other ideas, please suggest!



    How about miniatures bottles of spirits, jams & other preserves, chutneys etc? :thumbsup:

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    transit;7169748

    well in that case give the father in law a BIG cuddle;-)maybe speed his … well in that case give the father in law a BIG cuddle;-)maybe speed his heart rate up a little;-):thumbsup:



    lol your funny:p

    Homemade honey, is that even possible?

    Banned

    Homemade sex tape.

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    livingthelife07;7169860

    How about miniatures bottles of spirits, jams & other preserves, chutneys … How about miniatures bottles of spirits, jams & other preserves, chutneys etc? :thumbsup:



    Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts

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    sancho1983;7169892

    Homemade honey, is that even possible?



    i dont know i think i made it up

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    go to aldi they got fancy looking jams and honey stuff there just peel all labels off

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    and those 75% cocoa chocolate things they taste like s*** but look fancy

    Why not a goat or a pig or even a toilet from Oxfam. We use the charity Send a Cow, you can spend as much as you like, the money goes to farmers in Africa and they get a gift card saying how their pressie benefitted the people concerned. We do this for our children as well to help them realise what Christmas is really about. There's loads of charities who would be really grateful, Salvation Army, Crisis, Shelter, Make a Wish Foundation etc. Then they can't NOT like it.

    bargain buyer;7169827

    homemade honey and jam, shortbread biscuits,



    SHORTBREAD! Legend, that's going in there, good thinking! Not so sure about the preserves though, good effort all the same - Shortbread, of course! *Slaps head*

    bargain buyer;7169854

    come to thing of it they do like candles good thinking



    Glad I could help Now we're even?

    livingthelife07;7169860

    How about miniatures bottles of spirits, jams & other preserves, chutneys … How about miniatures bottles of spirits, jams & other preserves, chutneys etc? :thumbsup:



    Thanks for that Already throwing in 2 bottles though, don't know if a pile of minis are worth it.

    bargain buyer;7169909

    Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts



    Don't think they're big into nuts (No jokes please ;-))

    bargain buyer;7169943

    go to aldi they got fancy looking jams and honey stuff there just peel … go to aldi they got fancy looking jams and honey stuff there just peel all labels off]and those 75% cocoa chocolate things they taste like s*** but look fancy



    No Aldi over here Good old M&S will save the day though!

    >Thread officially hi-jacked lol?

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    can you get personalised bibles

    Give them a hamper with Asda Smart Price stuff in, let them see how the other half live. lol

    I think the digital photo frame is a good idea because you can update the pics all time

    Maybe of the kids smiling at their cheques lol
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