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    Help! Urgent advice needed!

    I am about to go offline and log on to REAL WORLD.
    Any advice on how to survive this?
    i.e. Anti Virus, Anti Spyware, Firewall etc.
    LOL

    13 Comments

    Get a Mac


    maybe also take an umbrella

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    you need something called a life....

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    M16, Desert Eagle, K Bar, water, rations, camo paint, webbing and explosives should do

    It's a jungle out there, use SAFE-MODE

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    anti virus vacines may come in useful. as will making sure you have no dust on you or you'll begin to make whirring noises... oh make sure your mouse-clicking finger doesn't have RSI.

    When navigating the areas make sure you don't CRASH or you could shut down if you're not repaired.

    WTF......don't do it mate.....it's too dangerous. :giggle:

    I highly recommend you write a brief but police message to wave about like a mad man saying "don't come near me...I have enough C4 strapped to me to blow up the whole city and it could go off at any moment" :-D

    I guarantee no one will give you any problems after that.....and it may be useful for when shopping throughout the sales. :thumbsup:

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    Stand behind me I´ll go first.

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    guys.... i think its too late.... he's gone... :-(

    imranmaz;3863255

    you need something called a life....



    I don't think any further advice was required after this :-D

    Original Poster

    imranmaz;3863255

    you need something called a life....



    MrGrumpyman;3863757

    I don't think any further advice was required after this :-D



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    Glad you made it back in one piece :thumbsup:

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    bargain surfer;3864275

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    dude we were joking too......:thumbsup:

    realfriendlyman;3863487

    WTF......don't do it mate.....it's too dangerous. :giggle:I highly … WTF......don't do it mate.....it's too dangerous. :giggle:I highly recommend you write a brief but police message to wave about like a mad man saying "don't come near me...I have enough C4 strapped to me to blow up the whole city and it could go off at any moment" :-DI guarantee no one will give you any problems after that.....and it may be useful for when shopping throughout the sales. :thumbsup:



    I'm so disappointed you chose to ignore my advice. :x

    I thought it was extremely helpful. :-D
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