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    Help with reducing noise through walls.. PLEASE!!!

    Please help. My house is new and therefore built from Cardboard!! I can hear my Son and his G/F in bedroom next to mine and.... erm.... ummmmm.... well, it can be a little awkward to say the least!!! Can even hear 'em when they whisper!! Any ideas on a cheap way to put some sound proofing on the walls.. Must be easy, and must be cheap..... THANKYOU ALL....

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    Just knock on the wall and tell him too noisy and to pull it out...............i guarantee you won't hear it again

    Original Poster

    Ha ha ha ha... Told him last night *Don't be doing anything when I'm in bed" Guess what.... He DID!!!! Eughhhhhhh.............oO

    Do you all sleep in the same bed?!

    Just mention what you heard to his g/f, I would say he wouldnt get any for awhile.

    Randy little ****, lol.........bet his gf would be mortified if you gave her a 'subtle hint'!..........like throwing a pair of socks at her and saying ''put these to some use when you go to bed eh '' X)....

    fridgehead

    Just mention what you heard to his g/f, I would say he wouldnt get any … Just mention what you heard to his g/f, I would say he wouldnt get any for awhile.


    ^^^^ This, Tell them you're tired because you heard them shagging all night. Hopefully she'll be mortified.

    oh my, I dont think I could do it if i lived at home, I dont do quiet at the best of times. i'm afraid if you've set rules down and they didnt include no bonking then you may just have to blatantly tell em to put a sock in it.
    Edited by: "michelleleemoo" 4th Dec 2010

    Banned

    My mum used to hear the bed banging downstairs when i was at it with my 17 yr old gf. She shouted at us from the kitchen giving an apology for my fertility (wtf!?) as i showed my now 26yr old wife out.

    To answer your question tell him to stop its your house your rules. Tell him to get a room if he wants to do that. Buy a proper house next time. Saying that my house is for sale its a 2 bed 1930's solid build house. Interested?

    Buy her a gag?

    Why not start shouting out screams of ecstasy at the same time. The thought of a parent having sexual fun is always a turn off

    Lulu'sMammy

    Buy her a gag?



    erm 'i think' you can still make noise with a gag

    Lulu'sMammy

    Buy her a gag?



    ooooooh kinky

    morning bits

    morning moo

    ewwww gross

    beat them at their own game and give your other half a night to remember

    Or put on some mood music every time there at it, just play it full blast through the wall, or put on some pron

    Put a white board up in the Kitchen and start scoring them out of 10.........also leave a space for their scores.

    You could walk in mid coitus with two cups of tea. "There you go dears, you sounded like you were working up a thirst"

    Syzable

    Put a white board up in the Kitchen and start scoring them out of … Put a white board up in the Kitchen and start scoring them out of 10.........also leave a space for their scores.



    haha best suggestion by far

    Goonieman

    You could walk in mid coitus with two cups of tea. "There you go dears, … You could walk in mid coitus with two cups of tea. "There you go dears, you sounded like you were working up a thirst"



    nooooo, i've had this done to me (not at my parents) was so embarrasing, his ma left for 30 mins then returned with 2 full english oO

    Banned

    Buy a better house?

    Banned

    JonnyTwoToes

    Buy a better house?

    Best idea so far , one with block walls and not stud walls, Barrat have a lot to answer for

    Banned

    Just get her to stick to blowys when in the family home.

    vibeone

    Just get her to stick to blowys when in the family home.



    get you presuming its the girlfriend that needs to be quiet

    Banned

    michelleleemoo

    get you presuming its the girlfriend that needs to be quiet



    I'm silent but deadly. As you well know.

    michelleleemoo

    get you presuming its the girlfriend that needs to be quiet




    lol, your right moo.......weve all replied about gagging/putting a sock in her mouth, ...not his

    vibeone

    I'm silent but deadly. As you well know.




    ssshush, literally, ssshush X)

    Original Poster

    Im loving all the ideas.....
    Some real corkers....
    I think I'll go in with the Cup 'O Tea idea......
    Y'all have Saved me a fortune on Soundproofing..
    This is why I SOOOOOOOO love HUKD........X)

    ROOFLESS

    Im loving all the ideas.....Some real corkers....I think I'll go in with … Im loving all the ideas.....Some real corkers....I think I'll go in with the Cup 'O Tea idea......Y'all have Saved me a fortune on Soundproofing..This is why I SOOOOOOOO love HUKD........X)




    oh pleeeeeeease go with the whiteboard one, if you do the cup of tea they may still be noisy but just expect refreshments after

    Original Poster

    I'll go for both....
    Whiteboard titile...

    Noisiest Shaggers In The House

    W/C 06/12/10............
    ETC......

    Lets see how long it takes for em to get the message!!!!!!

    ROOFLESS

    I'll go for both....Whiteboard titile...Noisiest Shaggers In The HouseW/C … I'll go for both....Whiteboard titile...Noisiest Shaggers In The HouseW/C 06/12/10............ETC......Lets see how long it takes for em to get the message!!!!!!



    make sure you put a start time and a finish time, that might shame the socks off em if its only 5 minutes

    Get a roof, that may help contain the noise somewhat.

    harlzter

    Get a roof, that may help contain the noise somewhat.



    I was waiting for this, was going to post that comment myself but didnt think it was funy

    Put empty egg cartons round the walls of his room to soundproof it?

    michelleleemoo

    I was waiting for this, was going to post that comment myself but didnt … I was waiting for this, was going to post that comment myself but didnt think it was funy



    Its probably not funny but someone had to say it! I cant even decide if this thread is serious or a wind up!

    Earplugs?

    OMG I would be MORTIFIED if this ever happened to me!!!!!!!

    I actually had my first "adventure" in my bedroom with my boyfriend at the grand old age of 17 (yes I was a late starter lol) and my parents were downstairs ...............but that was only the one time , as terrified of them hearing us or worse, my mum or dad walking in !! So it was steamy car windows after that X)

    How can your son do this knowing you can hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg am just cringing here for you OP lol
    Edited by: "bossyboots" 4th Dec 2010

    Banned

    Get your son neutered, he's behaving like a tom cat

    Joking aside I would tell him to have a bit more respect. I would not allow that behaviour its embarrassing and disrespectful. Now if they got up to it whilst I was at the shops or on a night out, that would be different but not whilst I was in the next room!!!
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