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    here's a joke i just read. i liked it so i though i would share!

    Two Ladies Talking in Heaven


    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!
    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
    1st woman: So, what happened?
    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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    Haha! :-D

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    made me titter

    lol nice one!

    lol, ohh that's terrible

    i like it lol x x x x

    :giggle::lol:

    Banned

    ohh how anti christian
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