Found 29th Aug 2008
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from her shower, the wife stands in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.
Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
'How long will this take?' she asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' I replied.
She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat I said, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

Lol Oh cuzzy! That's mean!!! :giggle:

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPERFresh from my shower, I stand in front of the … THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPERFresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.'How long will this take?' I asked.They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'



:thumbsup: i like it.

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