Heres one for the Lads ..... Drive Through ATM: Male / Female Procedures

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Found 10th Jun 2008
Drive Through ATM: Male / Female Procedures

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A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
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After months of careful research, Male and Female procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.


MALE Procedure:
Drive up to the cash machine.
Put down your car window.
Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
Put window up.
Drive off.

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FEMALE Procedure:
Drive up to cash machine.
Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
Set parking brake, put the window down. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
Tell person on mobile 'phone you will call them back and hang up. Attempt to insert card into machine.
Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. Insert card.
Re-insert card the right way.
Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
Enter PIN.
Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
Enter amount of cash required.
Take a quick peek at yourself in rear view mirror.
Retrieve cash and receipt
Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook.
Re-check makeup.
Drive forward 2 feet.
Reverse back to cash machine.
Retrieve card.
Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you
Restart stalled engine and pull off.
Redial person on cell phone.
Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
Release Parking Brake

15 Comments

harsh...but true!

Original Poster

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i'd hate to behind one in the queue! Nice

so much easier if your driving one of these - they dont come in pink though

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/apple20_photo/digger.jpg

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holly100;2282120

so much easier if your driving one of these - they dont come in pink … so much easier if your driving one of these - they dont come in pink though


:giggle::lol: love it !!!!!!!!!!!!

lol good one :thumbsup:

Why is it that women stand at a bus stop waiting for the bus to come, then once onboard spend ages looking for the correct fare?

Predikuesi;2282204

Why is it that women stand at a bus stop waiting for the bus to come, … Why is it that women stand at a bus stop waiting for the bus to come, then once onboard spend ages looking for the correct fare?



beats me too:roll:

Predikuesi;2282204

Why is it that women stand at a bus stop waiting for the bus to come, … Why is it that women stand at a bus stop waiting for the bus to come, then once onboard spend ages looking for the correct fare?



The answer is in the question "they are women" :-D

I usually have the correct money before the bus arrives, so what does that make me?! (I'm female by the way!! :x)

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midjet666;2282390

I usually have the correct money before the bus arrives, so what does … I usually have the correct money before the bus arrives, so what does that make me?! (I'm female by the way!! :x)



a he-she

midjet666;2282390

I usually have the correct money before the bus arrives, so what does … I usually have the correct money before the bus arrives, so what does that make me?! (I'm female by the way!! :x)



so not ALWAYS then :thumbsup:

buses ?? whats a bus.. is this a new gadget ...must go and google.............................................


oh thats a bus .... dont do them ...very rare in these parts i do believe they appear at regular intervals ..just like spaceships:-D:-D

lumoruk;2282403

a he-she



Thats not nice

shocking!

http://www.c-ville.com/Image/2007_WEB/watr%20pistol.jpg
stick em up!
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