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    here's one i havent got before

    UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ([email protected])


    Our Ref N0:KPL/09-002/JA
    Serial NO: 06/1055
    Dear Winner, We are happy to inform you that you have emerged as a winner under theCategory "B" of the 2008 Online UK Lottery (International Promotion) heldon April 4th, 2008 in London. Your e-mail address was attached to the Batch NO: P2/0056/2008 with Serial NO: 06/1055 subsequently won you the sum of £ 600,000.00 (Six Hundred Thousand Great British Pound) in category "B" with RefN0:KPL/09-002/JA. To file for the processing of your prize sum payment, you are advised tocontact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "B" winners with the information below:

    *******************Name: Mr. Well PaulsonEmail: [email protected]*******************Endeavor to provide him with the following information in your contact with him.
    Names:
    Telephone/Fax number:
    Nationality:Age:
    Occupation:
    Note that, all claims processes and clearance procedures must be duly completed early to avoid impersonation and or double claiming. Regards, Mrs Rita JonesOnline Coordinator


    shame really could of done with the money

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    I got one too - but I've won a million!

    It's a shame some people fall for these things

    These people should really how to puncuate because there punctuation iscrap.

    Original Poster

    now ive just had this e-mail whats this one all about???

    Hello, This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it will be treated as such. I must solicit your Confidentiality and assure you that I am contacting you in good faith and this proposal will be of mutual benefit. My attraction to you is based on your last and family name. I implore you to read through this email and consider my proposition so as to enable you evaluate the possibility for cooperation between us.Please get back to me for more details via my private Id [email protected]er RandallTel:+447031933774.

    Banned

    This is SPAM.

    [COLOR="Red"]This is one of my more recent ones:[/COLOR]


    SHUENN JAAN MACHINERY CO., LTD
    No.803, CHUNG SHAN N. RD., YUNG KANG CITY,
    TAINAN HSIEN TAIWAN R.O.C.

    Tel :886-5-236-2685, Fax:886-2-6602-1090

    Dear Sir/Ma,

    Please can I have your attention for a moment? Would you like to work online from home temporarily and get paid weekly? Our Company Shuenn Jaan Machinery Co., Ltd. is a company based in Taiwan and we are into Manufacturer of plastic injection molding machines, bakelite machines, dual-colors injection molding machines and accessories supplied worldwide since 1975 with numerous customers home and abroad. We produce various industrial machinery ( machines) & equipments supply ( supplies) you will be glad with our products. We need representatives in the States/Canada who will be in charge of all our payments from the United Kingdom clients/customers.

    Most of our customers from the United Kingdom pay through Bank wire transfer,Credit Cards, Certified cheques and Cashier cheques which are not negotiable here in Taiwan. This brings our quest to employ a credible and trustworthy fellow as our representative to handle our payments. This would not affect your present job but serve as another stream of income to your good self. Being our representative and assisting us in processing the payments from our clients shall earn you a weekly salary and commission of about 10% of every payment you assist us with.

    Due to the fact that we can not process the United Kingdom Credit cards here in the Taiwan, we have lost in the past about £85,000 of net income each month because of money transfer delays. Most of our clients/customers who purchase our products need to pay large amount of money through their Credit Card account and this is the reason [COLOR="Red"]we also need a representative who has Credit card account to receive large amount of money for our company.[/COLOR] Your task is to coordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process. You are not involved in any sales.

    If you are interested, email us back for more information.


    Best Regards,
    Jack Lin (Mr)

    Some people have all the luck!

    lol i got one a few mths back

    I get some ' offer I can't refuse' every week on 1 or more of my email addresses.

    All I ever get is willy enlargement and viagra offers...............how the hell did they know that i just what I really really need them???

    Greeting Bernard
    Bigger schlong = more enjoyment for partner!

    Dora Melton
    uvzw.deigtjade.com/?yltj

    [COLOR="Red"]You mean like this one??? [/COLOR]

    But on the bright side at least I won a cool half a million pounds ... I must remember to claim soon, or all will be lost!!!

    [[COLOR="Blue"]THE BRITISH NEW YEAR LOTTERY ANNOUNCEMENT / 2008

    We are pleased to inform you of the result of UK NATIONAL LOTTERY 2008,

    which was held on March 19th, 2008. Your e-mail address attached TICKET
    NUMBER: 74454774, SERIAL NUMBER: 144-66584,with DREW LUCKY NUMBERS:
    5-21-23-34-61-72 that drewn a prize of £516,778.00 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS

    REQUIRED INFORMATION NEEDED
    FULL NAME
    ADDRESS
    TEL
    SEX
    AGE
    MARITAL STATUS
    OCCUPATION
    COUNTRY

    CLAIMS AGENTS
    Mr.Peter Taylor
    Email: [email protected]

    YOUR SECURITY FILE REFERENCE NUMBER IS UKL/K5998/U4. (keep
    personal).Remember, your winning must be claimed not later than (ONE MONTH
    OFNOTIFICATION).

    Yours Sincerely,
    Mrs.Lucy Baines
    LOTTERY CO ORDINATOR[/COLOR][/COLOR]

    babyxxxxx;1844009

    now ive just had this e-mail whats this one all about???Hello, This is a … now ive just had this e-mail whats this one all about???Hello, This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it will be treated as such. I must solicit your Confidentiality and assure you that I am contacting you in good faith and this proposal will be of mutual benefit. My attraction to you is based on your last and family name. I implore you to read through this email and consider my proposition so as to enable you evaluate the possibility for cooperation between us.Please get back to me for more details via my private Id [email protected] RandallTel:+447031933774.



    I've had this one today too!!! :roll:

    (Six Hundred Thousand Great British Pound)


    Like being back in the empire. Made me giggle.

    DTR;1843967

    It's a shame some people fall for these things :(These people should … It's a shame some people fall for these things :(These people should really how to puncuate because there punctuation iscrap.



    Is this a joke? If not, what is 'iscrap'? And ''there' should be spelt 'their' in this situation. And lastly, I think the word 'learn' should be included in the sentence (between 'really' and 'how').
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