His Mother!

    He didn't like the casserole

    And he didn't like my cake.

    He said my biscuits were too hard...

    Not like his mother used to make.

    I didn't perk the coffee right

    He didn't like the stew,

    I didn't mend his socks

    The way his mother used to do.

    I pondered for an answer

    I was looking for a clue.

    Then I turned around and smacked the **** out of him...

    Like his mother used to do.



    I keep telling my bf, if he doesn't like it at mine.

    His mother live's up the road :-D

    haha ;-)
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