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I knew there was some reason I didnt fancy going there on holiday!

what an unusual story lol

LUCKY!!!

Good thinkng to put his shirt over the snakes mouth so he didn't swallow him lol.

We are still seriously looking for the snake," said Supt Katam. "We want … We are still seriously looking for the snake," said Supt Katam. "We want to arrest the snake because any one of us could fall a victim.



I lol'd at this bit haha

Hell, bet that wasent plesent...

God!! Lucky man!

my sister's friend had snake for years, then for weeks on end it wouldn't eat a thing, she woke up one day and the snake was lying next to her in bed, she never thought anything of it as she had the snake for years, just thought it was being "affectionate", ended up having to take it to the vet and explained what had happend with the snake appearing in her bed... vet told her that the had to kill it straight away... shock horror, apparently the snake was starving itself and was measuring itself with her body as it wanted to eat her, hence the snake lying next to her in the night..... the vet put it down that day.... it's defo creeped me out, just like the above story....

i lolled more at "Two officers on patrol were called and they found this man was struggling with a snake on a tree. "

theres too many jokes for that

Jesus!

angelwithdirtyw;4930344

God!! Lucky man!my sister's friend had snake for years, then for weeks on … God!! Lucky man!my sister's friend had snake for years, then for weeks on end it wouldn't eat a thing, she woke up one day and the snake was lying next to her in bed, she never thought anything of it as she had the snake for years, just thought it was being "affectionate", ended up having to take it to the vet and explained what had happend with the snake appearing in her bed... vet told her that the had to kill it straight away... shock horror, apparently the snake was starving itself and was measuring itself with her body as it wanted to eat her, hence the snake lying next to her in the night..... the vet put it down that day.... it's defo creeped me out, just like the above story....



That is so what I imagine when the kids ask me if they can have a snake!!!! NO WAY!!

The police officer said they took the snake to a sanctuary in Malindi … The police officer said they took the snake to a sanctuary in Malindi town but it escaped overnight, probably from a gap under the door in the room where it was kept.



This bit made me laugh. You'd think they would check the room they were gonna pop a man eating snake into?!?!

"We are still seriously looking for the snake," said Supt Katam. "We want … "We are still seriously looking for the snake," said Supt Katam. "We want to arrest the snake because any one of us could fall a victim."



How do you handcuff a snake? :roll:

jennybubbles;4930396

This bit made me laugh. You'd think they would check the room they were … This bit made me laugh. You'd think they would check the room they were gonna pop a man eating snake into?!?!



anyone could forget to lock the snake flap...... they're only human :lol:

teech them to get those ones and fit all the good snakes with those magnetic colars so they can come and go as they please.

hunchback;4930424

How do you handcuff a snake? :roll:



I'd like to hear them reading him his miranda in python-ese

ClarityofMind;4930543

I'd like to hear them reading him his miranda in python-ese



you have the right to remains sssssssssssssssssssssssilent.






















































































taxi!

pmsl!!

lol :thumbsup:

angelwithdirtyw;4930344

God!! Lucky man!my sister's friend had snake for years, then for weeks on … God!! Lucky man!my sister's friend had snake for years, then for weeks on end it wouldn't eat a thing, she woke up one day and the snake was lying next to her in bed, she never thought anything of it as she had the snake for years, just thought it was being "affectionate", ended up having to take it to the vet and explained what had happend with the snake appearing in her bed... vet told her that the had to kill it straight away... shock horror, apparently the snake was starving itself and was measuring itself with her body as it wanted to eat her, hence the snake lying next to her in the night..... the vet put it down that day.... it's defo creeped me out, just like the above story....



Iv heard about that before, its shocking. snakes scare the Crap out of me...

MinstrelMan;4930558

you have the right to remains sssssssssssssssssssssssilent.



Go to your room right now!!!

:-D


angelwithdirtyw;4930344

God!! Lucky man!my sister's friend had snake for years, then for weeks on … God!! Lucky man!my sister's friend had snake for years, then for weeks on end it wouldn't eat a thing, she woke up one day and the snake was lying next to her in bed, she never thought anything of it as she had the snake for years, just thought it was being "affectionate", ended up having to take it to the vet and explained what had happend with the snake appearing in her bed... vet told her that the had to kill it straight away... shock horror, apparently the snake was starving itself and was measuring itself with her body as it wanted to eat her, hence the snake lying next to her in the night..... the vet put it down that day.... it's defo creeped me out, just like the above story....



I remember someone else on here saying something about a snake, can't remember if it was theirs or a friends, but they said it was standing up rigid and very still, staring at them, told the vet and the vet said it was sizing them up for dinner... lol

scary stuff!

ChipSticks;4930695

Go to your room right now!!!:-D



why do all the middle aged women on here feel the need to mother me? :roll:

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MinstrelMan;4930825

why do all the middle aged women on here feel the need to mother me? … why do all the middle aged women on here feel the need to mother me? :roll:



They could be Nan's with itchy chins :whistling:

kyalion;4930849

They could be Nan's with itchy chins :whistling:



*shudders*

MinstrelMan;4930825

why do all the middle aged women on here feel the need to mother me? … why do all the middle aged women on here feel the need to mother me? :roll:



coz your a very naughty boy

bitseylango;4930964

coz your a very naughty boy




orrrrr shurrup you....... that comment doenst apply to you anyway bits, your passed middle age :whistling:


(insert evil laugh here)

MinstrelMan;4930988

orrrrr shurrup you....... that comment doenst apply to you anyway bits, … orrrrr shurrup you....... that comment doenst apply to you anyway bits, your passed middle age :whistling:(insert evil laugh here)



i will be inserting more than an evil laugh!!!!!

bitseylango;4930998

i will be inserting more than an evil laugh!!!!!



your gettin kinky in your old age :thumbsup:

you should look at the 80's porn mag thread bits, one of those mags might have you in :-D

*drools*








*looks for drools smiley*

























cant find one




























*continues to type "drools"*

angelwithdirtyw;4930344

God!! Lucky man!my sister's friend had snake for years, then for weeks on … God!! Lucky man!my sister's friend had snake for years, then for weeks on end it wouldn't eat a thing, she woke up one day and the snake was lying next to her in bed, she never thought anything of it as she had the snake for years, just thought it was being "affectionate", ended up having to take it to the vet and explained what had happend with the snake appearing in her bed... vet told her that the had to kill it straight away... shock horror, apparently the snake was starving itself and was measuring itself with her body as it wanted to eat her, hence the snake lying next to her in the night..... the vet put it down that day.... it's defo creeped me out, just like the above story....



FCUK that!!
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