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    What if I'm scared of the dark!? What if there are burglars? What if there's something dodgy under my bed?! What if...the electricity goes off? What if someone knocks at the door? What if there is a storm?

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    what if i dont care ?

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    Original Poster

    ryman1000

    what if i dont care ?



    Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping with someone else. THAT'S WHAT.

    i hate being home alone, i always keep the doors locked even during the day and leave a light on at night.

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    numptyj



    Let yourself in.

    dcx_badass

    I am, no-one else has moved in yet (i moved in today), someone is … I am, no-one else has moved in yet (i moved in today), someone is tomorrow, two more at end of the week and one more at the end of the month.



    Are you living with strangers?

    angelfairee

    Let yourself in.



    dont worry im already waiting

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    i hate bein alone at night but i got 2 dogs (little but yappie) lol

    angelfairee

    Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping … Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping with someone else. THAT'S WHAT.



    WOW - PM backfire right there!

    Alright AF. Why alone tonight? You live with parents/flatmates?

    What if I'm scared of the dark!?



    Leave the lights on


    What if there are burglars?



    Ask them to come back in the morning.


    What if there's something dodgy under my bed?!



    Take it out and amuse yourself for an hour or two.


    What if...the electricity goes off?



    Press the "Emergency Credit" button.


    What if someone knocks at the door?



    See the answer to "What if there are burglars"?


    What if there is a storm?



    Stay indoors.

    Original Poster

    Marina



    MAWINA!

    We don't have curtains, we have blinds. Silly.

    vicknanth

    i hate bein alone at night but i got 2 dogs (little but yappie) lol



    There's a Rottweiler downstairs but that's not the point. How is the dog going to help me if there is a storm or...something?!

    cw9652

    WOW - PM backfire right there! Alright AF. Why alone tonight? You live … WOW - PM backfire right there! Alright AF. Why alone tonight? You live with parents/flatmates?



    My housemates are both at work. Am I supposed to walk around naked or something? Surely there are other home alone activities?

    Banned

    What a loser.

    MAN UP AF

    (not like that)

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    angelfairee

    MAWINA! We don't have curtains, we have blinds. Silly.



    oops, got the wrong house!
    Edited by: "Marina" 14th Sep 2010

    angelfairee

    Surely there are other home alone activities?



    Heat the door handle, put toy parts on the floor, have a party with cardboard cutouts, drop tins of paint from the stairs.....
    Edited by: "cw9652" 14th Sep 2010

    fail on my comment which got caught by swear filter

    Original Poster

    vibeone

    What a loser.MAN UP AF(not like that)



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    Original Poster

    cw9652

    Heat the door handle, put toy parts on the floor, have a party with … Heat the door handle, put toy parts on the floor, have a party with cardboard cutouts, drop tins of paint from the stairs.....



    None of that sounds very fun. It also sounds like most of it would hurt me and then I'd have to clean it all up. That's no fun at all. My maid doesn't come on Wednesdays.

    cw9652

    Heat the door handle, put toy parts on the floor, have a party with … Heat the door handle, put toy parts on the floor, have a party with cardboard cutouts, drop tins of paint from the stairs.....





    also count coco pops in the box.....



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    angelfairee

    Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping … Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping with someone else. THAT'S WHAT.



    attempt at being heartless fail.
    my girlfriend is with me now so unless someones in the other room **** her now i think your wrong.

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    ryman1000

    attempt at being heartless fail.my girlfriend is with me now so unless … attempt at being heartless fail.my girlfriend is with me now so unless someones in the other room **** her now i think your wrong.



    posted from my iphone.......

    *whistles*

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    Marina

    :Dalso count coco pops in the box.....



    This is a definite winner. I'll do it.

    ryman1000

    attempt at being heartless fail.my girlfriend is with me now so unless … attempt at being heartless fail.my girlfriend is with me now so unless someones in the other room **** her now i think your wrong.



    I didn't specify when. You're not with her all the time. If you are...no wonder she's fed up of you.

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    vibeone

    posted from my iphone.......*whistles*



    i thought i got it ...then i didn't

    angelfairee

    My maid doesn't come on Wednesdays.



    She needs a new fella.

    So how is naked Tuesday going for you?
    Edited by: "cw9652" 14th Sep 2010

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    ryman1000

    i thought i got it ...then i didn't



    You probably did, it wasnt very good, but im tired and bored. I was incinuating i was next door with your lady friend, and thus posting on my iphone inferred that.

    Like I said, not a lot of humour there, and certainly none left now :P

    Original Poster

    cw9652

    She needs a new fella.So how is naked Tuesday going for you?



    So far it lacks nakedness. I'm sleepy and bored now. Provide me with entertainment or I'll have to resort to going to bed.

    Banned

    vibeone

    You probably did, it wasnt very good, but im tired and bored. I was … You probably did, it wasnt very good, but im tired and bored. I was incinuating i was next door with your lady friend, and thus posting on my iphone inferred that.Like I said, not a lot of humour there, and certainly none left now :P




    i was tied between, my OH is my iphone, i was talking to her on facetime and your hilarious joke

    angelfairee

    So far it lacks nakedness. I'm sleepy and bored now. Provide me with … So far it lacks nakedness. I'm sleepy and bored now. Provide me with entertainment or I'll have to resort to going to bed.



    What do you want? (Really open question)....

    Original Poster

    cw9652

    What do you want? (Really open question)....



    I don't answer questions like that, they always get me into trouble.

    I am at work alone in the middle of nowhere

    What would one do, if one wasn't bothered? oO

    livingthelife07

    What would one do, if one wasn't bothered? oO




    Bother i guess lol

    darren9030

    Bother i guess lol


    Lol, I shouldn't of replied! X)

    Banned

    Do what my wife does AF leave all the lights on get a teddy and cuddle up in bed.

    Banned

    How do these girls make it through life?!

    Banned

    vibeone

    How do these girls make it through life?!



    Having a strong dependable man by their sides

    Banned

    I think your dependability has been called into question once or twice before though has it not?

    (I was gonna let you get away with that one, because sexism IS funny and IS right, but come on... you were asking for it!)

    Banned

    sorry I meant inside, not beside

    Banned

    I think a bit of sick just came up :P

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