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Home sperm-freezing kits???

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Found 25th Sep 2009
Does anyone know where to get such a thing? I've looked in Wilkinsons and John Lewis and they don't sell them.

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Iceland? you can store it there too.

p.s don't let the cctv see it tho.

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Jack will have them....

Jack Fulton

As if :whistling:

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greg_68;6393352

Iceland? you can store it there too.p.s don't let the cctv see it tho.



I LOL...........

By all means, Clarence, please do tell why you want to buy a Sperm Freezer.....

(I do hope its not to make lollies though!)

This has to have the prize for the most amazing request ever on HUKD:?

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guv;6393383

I LOL...........By all means, Clarence, please do tell why you want to … I LOL...........By all means, Clarence, please do tell why you want to buy a Sperm Freezer..... (I do hope its not to make lollies though!)



Clue is in the title:roll:

Can't see the point in paying a 'doctor' to store it for me.

Also, I heard you can get combination sperm freezer/cryogenic storage units - it's times like this when you really miss Woolworths.

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mikebike;6393414

This has to have the prize for the most amazing request ever on HUKD:?



You're right - this should probably be in Deal Requests.
:whistling:

FilthAndFurry;6393428

Clue is in the title:roll:Can't see the point in paying a 'doctor' to … Clue is in the title:roll:Can't see the point in paying a 'doctor' to store it for me.Also, I heard you can get combination sperm freezer/cryogenic storage units - it's times like this when you really miss Woolworths.



someones a little bored today

Did you ask at customer services? I think they tend to keep such items under the counter...

youtube.com/wat…EIg

Okay. Home bargains under the crazy section.

Don't think your paying for the freezing process alone.

At least this topic was a bit more playful.

You can get brain freezing kits, mcdonuts sell them under the label extra thick shake, maybe try dipping your danglies in that would help?

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in goes the sausage out comes the cow........

why you need sperm anyways you aint a breeder are you?
http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1251286821/cow2.gif

harlzter;6393463

You can get brain freezing kits, mcdonuts sell them under the label extra … You can get brain freezing kits, mcdonuts sell them under the label extra thick shake, maybe try dipping your danglies in that would help?



I just read this and I laughed so much I was a little sick:)

lolz.... this should be in deal requests

Have you tried the ice cube tray in the top of most fridge freezers?

OR

[url]www.aia-zavos.com/home_semen_freezing.html[/url]

dont you just buy this and then freeze it?

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/clinton/lewinskydress.jpg

Chuckles1001;6393560

dont you just buy this and then freeze it?


I think this will go over most peoples heads!

(hint: right click, select view image and look at address bar.)

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pmsl, moved to requests, and how do you know its worth freezing anyway

harlzter;6393624

I think this will go over most peoples heads!(hint: right click, select … I think this will go over most peoples heads!(hint: right click, select view image and look at address bar.)



Thanks mate I did not want to be to obvious lol

Chuckles1001;6393560

dont you just buy this and then freeze it?



Should have said this is Monika Lewinski's dress thats saves sperm

OP do you not have a wife or girlfriend so are wanting to freeze your sperm incase you manage to get one in the future? Aw thats sweet.

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]had to be worth a look:w00t:[/COLOR][/SIZE]

can you produce?

harlzter;6393463

You can get brain freezing kits, mcdonuts sell them under the label extra … You can get brain freezing kits, mcdonuts sell them under the label extra thick shake, maybe try dipping your danglies in that would help?



:lol:

taken from yahoo answers via google

There are several in the USA that will ship internationally.
Try going to spermbankdirecory.com for a listing. I use Reproductive Resources in Louisiana!
Good Luck!
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