A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they

    were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne

    and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new

    wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

    "I had tolio as a child," he answered.

    "You mean polio?" she asked.

    "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

    When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

    "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"

    "As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

    "You mean measles?" she asked.

    "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

    The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

    As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

    "Don't tell me," she said.

    "Let me guess...



    size doesn't matter

    L O L :-)

    [QUOTE=oxter;4489405]size doesn't matter[/QU
    yes it does

    Skusey, this must be a record.
    I haven't heard this one before,.....and I thought it was funny.
    Keep it up. :thumbsup:...........The joke writing that is. :w00t:

    Yes, it does:whistling:

    Lol, That was brilliant ! :-D


    Yes, it does:whistling:

    Run your cursor over my rep and you'll find out my prowess

    And I can see why yours remains untouched


    Run your cursor over my rep and you'll find out my prowessAnd I can see … Run your cursor over my rep and you'll find out my prowessAnd I can see why yours remains untouched

    They say that to massage the ego - keep you wanting more (rep) :whistling:

    I am a lady!!!


    I am a lady!!!

    But foxy allegedly !!

    I didn't say you were anything else : = )

    I don't have a prowess!!



    I don't have a prowess!!

    Prowess : Promoting Women's Enterprise Support Prowess - promoting women's enterprise support. A UK wide trade association.

    Oh all right then I do.
    Not telling you what they are though, my prowesses.

    That isn't flirting by the way, as I'm old enough to be at least one generation above you!!
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