Hotties needed on this site, stop the diversion!!

89 replies
Found 14th Dec 2007
You may all know that I am in need of a hottie for christmas.

I am getting concerned that she may come onto HUKD and be put off staying because of all the whinging/moaning/bawling(delete as appropriate).

Please keep the noise down as I am getting desperate. As soon as my hottie is safe at my house you can crank the volume up to 10.

Thanking you in advance for your consideration.

thesaint

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Hey bud, aint got no HOTTIES to offer but tabasco sauce is always a good substitue :w00t:

She popped in earlier for you, something about a game of spin the bottle ?

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ordinaryphotos/Hotdeals%201/c4bbkinga.jpg

Original Poster

That sounds painful.
I'm not adverse to a bit of rough and tumble, but i'm not a masochist.

Banned

you called :-D

Original Poster

hottoshop;1350934

She popped in earlier for you, something about a game of spin the bottle ?



Kinga, she should be able to accomodate me.

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sassie;1350940

you called :-D



Yeah, but your PM's aren't working. :-(

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thesaint;1350949

Yeah, but your PM's aren't working. :-(



they are now, well they where, shhhhh dont speak too soon:w00t:

HeHe, love posts 3 & 4 together, classy faux pas.....................

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sassie;1350967

they are now, well they where, shhhhh dont speak too soon:w00t:




Have you posted a piccie yet?

Test your PM function, i'm waiting...


hottoshop;1350975

HeHe, love posts 3 & 4 together, classy faux pas.....................



That's why one should always quote when replying. :oops:

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thesaint;1351010

Have you posted a piccie yet? Test your PM function, i'm waiting...That's … Have you posted a piccie yet? Test your PM function, i'm waiting...That's why one should always quote when replying. :oops:



use your imagination, trust me better than a piccie:w00t:

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sassie;1351034

use your imagination, trust me better than a piccie:w00t:



I've been using my imagination for far too long now, hence why I am asking HUKD'ers to lower the hottie-road block.

Banned

thesaint;1351042

I've been using my imagination for far too long now, hence why I am … I've been using my imagination for far too long now, hence why I am asking HUKD'ers to lower the hottie-road block.



oh ok, im off out next week, if i get back a little bit tipsey i may (notice its just a may) feel brave enough to flaunt my photo in private;-)

Can someone try posting a pic using the "insert image" button, pretty please.

I am getting an error message and wondering if it's just me (again)

Thanks

"You may all know that I am in need of a hottie for christmas"

someone is starting to sound a little desperate:)

Original Poster

sassie;1351045

oh ok, im off out next week, if i get back a little bit tipsey i may … oh ok, im off out next week, if i get back a little bit tipsey i may (notice its just a may) feel brave enough to flaunt my photo in private;-)



I know you are as good as your word.

Make sure you let me know when you are off out. I shall be waiting.
The suspense may be too much though.

hottoshop;1351051

Can someone try posting a pic using the "insert image" button, pretty … Can someone try posting a pic using the "insert image" button, pretty please.I am getting an error message and wondering if it's just me (again)Thanks



just tried and i am getting error message too!!

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bitseylango;1351057

"You may all know that I am in need of a hottie for christmas"someone is … "You may all know that I am in need of a hottie for christmas"someone is starting to sound a little desperate:)



Not afraid to admit it.

Check the tag on my opening post :thumbsup:

thesaint;1351073

Check the tag on my opening post :thumbsup:


:-D:-D:-D

bitseylango;1351068

just tried and i am getting error message too!!



Thanks bitsey I've added it to the bug thread in feedback.

Ok apologies for thread hijack and back to "The Desperate Saint"

Banned

oh so im only wanted because your desperate:oops:

sassie;1351094

oh so im only wanted because your desperate:oops:



get out of that one!!:whistling:

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hottoshop;1351087

Ok apologies for thread hijack and back to "The Desperate Saint"



Don't let it happen again. I don't start many threads, so please note that it is a serious matter.

Anyone posting from now, please either offer your self, a friend or a celeb for my perusal.

Any other posts will be reported for thread spoiling.

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sassie;1351094

oh so im only wanted because your desperate:oops:



Fear not, i've had a target on you since you started that thread moaning about something, I forget which one. :?


bitseylango;1351099

get out of that one!!:whistling:



^^^I think I pulled it off.

Banned

thesaint;1351105

Fear not, i've had a target on you since you started hat thread moaning … Fear not, i've had a target on you since you started hat thread moaning about something, I forget which one. :?[COLOR="Magenta"]I have no idea whta you are referring too, i have never even started a thread on here[/COLOR]:xI think I pulled it off. :)^^^



[COLOR="magenta"]think again[/COLOR]:x

sassie;1351108

[COLOR="magenta"]think again[/COLOR]:x



PMSL at you two!!
Better than watching eastenders!!:-D:-D

Seems like Saints been "pulling it off" for quite a while now, desperate fellow that he is.

bitseylango;1351112

PMSL at you two!!Better than watching eastenders!!:-D:-D



Sassie and The Saint has a certain ring to it ???

hottoshop;1351113

Seems like Saints been "pulling it off" for quite a while now, desperate … Seems like Saints been "pulling it off" for quite a while now, desperate fellow that he is.



:giggle::giggle:

hottoshop;1351114

Sassie and The Saint has a certain ring to it ???



sounds like a 70's US cop show!!:thumbsup:

Banned

hottoshop;1351114

Sassie and The Saint has a certain ring to it ???



yeah and he can kiss it:whistling:Ive never been so humiliated, does he think i cant do better than some sad old get:p

Original Poster

sassie;1351108

[COLOR="magenta"]think again[/COLOR]:x



What's with the pink?

Stop playing 'hard to get' don't fight it.



bitseylango;1351112

PMSL at you two!!Better than watching eastenders!!:-D:-D



It was going fine until you appeared. :x



hottoshop;1351113

Seems like Saints been "****" for quite a while now, desperate fellow … Seems like Saints been "****" for quite a while now, desperate fellow that he is.



No smut please, I don't want my thread locked. A Hottie is needed here.

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sassie;1351128

yeah and he can kiss it:whistling:



I will do anything for love, but I won't do that.

thesaint;1351138

It was going fine until you appeared. :x



awww, never mind.....! My work here is done:whistling: x

Banned

thesaint;1351142

I will do anything for love, but I won't do that.



who mentioned love, we moved on from desperado:roll:

sassie;1351128

yeah and he can kiss it:whistling:Ive never been so humiliated, does he … yeah and he can kiss it:whistling:Ive never been so humiliated, does he think i cant do better than some sad old get:p


What about a younger old get then?:w00t:

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harlzter;1351151

What about a younger old get then?:w00t:



oh my, theres a few of you about tonight:whistling:

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sassie;1351148

who mentioned love, we moved on from desperado:roll:



Christmas is nearly here. We'll be married by post #50:w00t:

the saint, it might help you if you actually described what you are looking for in a person,
personality, looks, etc. or are you just desperate and not bothered and why do you need them before xmas, to cook the dinner :lol:

sassie;1351158

oh my, theres a few of you about tonight:whistling:


I know i'm just peeved because I started my skittles Vodka a day too late otherwise i'd be necking that instead now!

Banned

harlzter;1351171

I know i'm just peeved because I started my skittles Vodka a day too late … I know i'm just peeved because I started my skittles Vodka a day too late otherwise i'd be necking that instead now!



oh errr, never heard of that before, does it taste like the alco pops drinks?
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