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Found 29th Sep 2009
Can anyone explain this site to me. What are the Mods, and you read bump, bump, etc.
I get confused, some people like amibees etc expire things.

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two years on and still clueless I see? ;-)

DAMNOME;6433878

two years on and still clueless I see? ;-)


:-D

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DAMNOME;6433878

two years on and still clueless I see? ;-)



Yes, too lazy to read the rules lol

DAMNOME;6433878

two years on and still clueless I see? ;-)



+1 good evasive answer:whistling:

The way it works:

1. If you post your first deal it appears that you must justify and wrongdoing by saying "It's my first post please be gentle".
2. If you see a good price for an item, don't forget to add at least 10 exclamation marks to the title. This will attract readers of tabloid newspapers who enjoy this sort of sensationalisation.
3. If you see an item reduced by 5% don't forget to add to the end of title "Possible Misprice????"
4. Justify your bargain posts by over-sensationalising and exaggerating the deal.
5. Be patronising. For example, "10 Duracell Batteries for 99p - perfect for people who need batteries".
6. If you sell an item, expect the comments "Can you post first and I will pay later". Only HUKD has this ridiculous policy!
7. If you see a DVD film or music CD for £2.99 you MUST post it. Everyone else seems to be despite £2.99 to be the going rate for these type of films.
8. This is the best one. Lie about your wealth, you imaginary girlfriend, your imaginary BMW or Aston Martin car, your life as a stockbroker, etc.

I have not made up any of the above. The forums are full of hard-of-learning people or liars.

Tanya;6433919

Yes, too lazy to read the rules lol



Perhaps you should stick to the safety of Misc then - it's pretty lawless


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DaveTaylor;6433989

The way it works:1. If you post your first deal it appears that you must … The way it works:1. If you post your first deal it appears that you must justify and wrongdoing by saying "It's my first post please be gentle".2. If you see a good price for an item, don't forget to add at least 10 exclamation marks to the title. This will attract readers of tabloid newspapers who enjoy this sort of sensationalisation.3. If you see an item reduced by 5% don't forget to add to the end of title "Possible Misprice????"4. Justify your bargain posts by over-sensationalising and exaggerating the deal.5. Be patronising. For example, "10 Duracell Batteries for 99p - perfect for people who need batteries".6. If you sell an item, expect the comments "Can you post first and I will pay later". Only HUKD has this ridiculous policy!7. If you see a DVD film or music CD for £2.99 you MUST post it. Everyone else seems to be despite £2.99 to be the going rate for these type of films.8. This is the best one. Lie about your wealth, you imaginary girlfriend, your imaginary BMW or Aston Martin car, your life as a stockbroker, etc.I have not made up any of the above. The forums are full of hard-of-learning people or liars.



and what one are you!

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thesaint;6433929

]Thread for "new" members to HUKD



Brilliant, Thankyou very much, all understood now.x

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bossyboots;6434032

and what one are you!



lmao

bossyboots;6434032

and what one are you!



:w00t:

Tanya;6434148

lmao



Have a look at this. This guy is BOTH hard of learning and a liar

hotukdeals.com/ite…bm/

DaveTaylor;6433989

The way it works:1. If you post your first deal it appears that you must … The way it works:1. If you post your first deal it appears that you must justify and wrongdoing by saying "It's my first post please be gentle".2. If you see a good price for an item, don't forget to add at least 10 exclamation marks to the title. This will attract readers of tabloid newspapers who enjoy this sort of sensationalisation.3. If you see an item reduced by 5% don't forget to add to the end of title "Possible Misprice????"4. Justify your bargain posts by over-sensationalising and exaggerating the deal.5. Be patronising. For example, "10 Duracell Batteries for 99p - perfect for people who need batteries".6. If you sell an item, expect the comments "Can you post first and I will pay later". Only HUKD has this ridiculous policy!7. If you see a DVD film or music CD for £2.99 you MUST post it. Everyone else seems to be despite £2.99 to be the going rate for these type of films.8. This is the best one. Lie about your wealth, you imaginary girlfriend, your imaginary BMW or Aston Martin car, your life as a stockbroker, etc.I have not made up any of the above. The forums are full of hard-of-learning people or liars.



This is quite possibly the best post I've ever read. And all so very true.
Thankyou, Dave :thumbsup:

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bossyboots;6434032

and what one are you!



DaveTaylor;6434271

Have a look at this. This guy is BOTH hard of learning and a … Have a look at this. This guy is BOTH hard of learning and a liarhttp://www.hotukdeals.com/item/491502/thinking-about-trading-in-my-46k-bm/



very good.:whistling:

Chocadooby;6434280

This is quite possibly the best post I've ever read. And all so very … This is quite possibly the best post I've ever read. And all so very true. Thankyou, Dave :thumbsup:



Thanks. By the way, I am about to go on a long drive in my supercar which is worth £80,000 to meet my imaginary girlfriend. The supercar was reduced to £79,995 which makes it a bargain!!!!! Maybe a possible misprice, glitch or loophole. The supercar is perfect for those who are rich and need a good car but £5 short of the asking price. Once I have met my imaginary girlfriend and go out clubbing with my partner in crime I will go back to my job as a day trader while training for my all-important football match since Fabio Capello will be watching me.

By the way, I may sell my supercar for £70,000 and yes I can post first and people can pay me afterwards.

Oh the supercar is my first post for a deal. Please be gentle! It comes with a £2.99 CD included in the CD player.

Tanya;6434148

lmao



Tanya,

Remember, if anyone votes your posts cold you have to whine and moan like a baby too. It appears that cold votes can cause certain members here to suffer from brain haemorrhages!

DaveTaylor;6434482

Thanks. By the way, I am about to go on a long drive in my supercar which … Thanks. By the way, I am about to go on a long drive in my supercar which is worth £80,000 to meet my imaginary girlfriend. The supercar was reduced to £79,995 which makes it a bargain!!!!! Maybe a possible misprice, glitch or loophole. The supercar is perfect for those who are rich and need a good car but £5 short of the asking price. Once I have met my imaginary girlfriend and go out clubbing with my partner in crime I will go back to my job as a day trader while training for my all-important football match since Fabio Capello will be watching me.By the way, I may sell my supercar for £70,000 and yes I can post first and people can pay me afterwards.Oh the supercar is my first post for a deal. Please be gentle! It comes with a £2.99 CD included in the CD player.


Dave you are a legend.

Have rep for the legend you are!

Don't forget that one should expect their submitted deal thread to be hijacked for the purpose of select HUKD members to talk about something banal and unrelated i.e. general chit-chat.
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