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    How Clean Is Your Mind?

    I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.

    1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as intercourse?

    2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

    3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

    4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

    5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?

    6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

    7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

    What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

    9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

    10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

    19 Comments

    good god my mind must be filthier than a racist miner

    I can find innuendo in the most innocuous of comments!!!

    I have no chance:whistling: :-D

    Original Poster

    i will post the answers in a bit.

    Answer: Not very:p

    OMG I have shocked myself!! :w00t:

    I can't think of clean answers to any of them !

    1) Talk?
    2) Legs?
    3) Bank note?
    4)
    5) aunt, hunt, punt, runt
    6)
    7) fork?

    9)
    10) surname

    I'll have to think a bit more about the other 4

    Original Poster

    ANSWERS:

    1. talk
    2. legs
    3. a twenty pound note
    4. firetruck
    5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
    6. pants
    7. fork
    8. Whole nut chocolate bar
    9. grit
    10. last name

    9 grit ?

    Think cat litter

    ace_dynamo

    Think cat litter


    yeah i posted mine the same time as the other person ..i meant 9 grit ? as in 'is 9 grit?'

    I stuggled with that. I think I might have problems...

    I could think of most of them, however they werent my first answers :oops:

    Can't believe it took until the 3rd post for Muckypup to pile in with a response!!! Must be loosing your touch honey!!!

    CHARLIETHIRTYTWO

    Can't believe it took until the 3rd post for Muckypup to pile in with a … Can't believe it took until the 3rd post for Muckypup to pile in with a response!!! Must be loosing your touch honey!!!


    I was still celebrating the fortune of Lazarus;-)

    Tried these on mum She did quite well actually, although I do think it should be timed - she took aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages on each question

    esims84

    2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?



    I thought the answer to this one was stomachs! ;-) :w00t: :whistling:

    didn't see the answers on page 1 d'oh!

    birdyboyuk

    I thought the answer to this one was stomachs! ;-) :w00t: :whistling:



    :giggle: How many women do you know with 2 stomachs????
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