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    How do I start a cult?

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    with a "C"?

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    mutley1

    with a "C"?

    Yes cult with a c.

    Press the 'start' button.

    mutley1

    with a "C"?



    It's an "a" that starts 'a Cult' though?

    Send me £5000 and I'll tell you a full proof way. Guaranteed or not your money back.

    I'm in. What's the plan?

    Start a fruit based "i" company

    Banned

    yu havent got what it takes

    Whatever you do ...don't be a silly cult!

    Loads of cults on here already, you've missed the boat

    smckev

    Send me £5000 and I'll tell you a full proof way. Guaranteed or not your … Send me £5000 and I'll tell you a full proof way. Guaranteed or not your money back.



    Fool proof.

    Yat

    How do I start a cult?

    g1bbuk

    Press the 'start' button.



    1985 has the answer:
    [ youtube.com/wat…lmU ]

    Back in the days when tracks this good only got to number 15 in the popular hit parade, & nobody... well, I don't think... has made any intro to a song as good as this... ever!

    Yat

    How do I start a cult?

    g1bbuk

    Press the 'start' button.



    I liked Rain as much as that one.

    airfix

    I liked Rain as much as that one.



    Have you heard the version by Theatres des Vampires?

    [ youtube.com/wat…Omc ]

    Get a little group of chums together and give yourselves a silly name - just for the sake of argument let's dream up something hypothetical like.......... Arabian Knits. Then play silly little boy games acting in concert in a thinly disguised (in vain) effort to destroy the place where you met, then meet a sticky end one by one. Fin.

    Give Ian Astbury a bell.

    ceres

    Get a little group of chums together and give yourselves a silly name - … Get a little group of chums together and give yourselves a silly name - just for the sake of argument let's dream up something hypothetical like.......... Arabian Knits. Then play silly little boy games acting in concert in a thinly disguised (in vain) effort to destroy the place where you met, then meet a sticky end one by one. Fin.



    Breakdown, froth, & real tears there by the sounds of it.

    Monkeybumcheeks

    Give Ian Astbury a bell.



    Do you have his number?

    fanpages

    Do you have his number?



    Lame I know.....

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Sanctuarymcmxciii.jpg

    Monkeybumcheeks

    Lame I know.....



    You missed the (more) obvious answer of the B-side:

    [ youtube.com/wat…dvM ]

    Invent an unbelievable way of living "fact" that cant be disporoven then lambast all media types with your "new way" until you have a small coven of close consorts willing to do your bidding.Then have them provide 50% of all earnings for your teachings and toe clippings so that you can live in luxury for the rest of your life.
    Edited by: "arachnoid" 21st Dec 2014

    fanpages

    You missed the (more) obvious answer of the B-side:[ … You missed the (more) obvious answer of the B-side:[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDZCMxdidvM ]



    .....just plain unlucky

    write a sci fi book (Scientology)

    Get everyone to vote you a VIP. Simples. X)

    How many wives will i be allowed if i join your cult?

    Yacult ?[sic]

    its not worth the bother, you have to kill them all in the end, and the cleaning takes ages

    Mark2111

    How many wives will i be allowed if i join your cult?



    Forget wives, if you join you'll have three husbands.

    ceres

    Get a little group of chums together and give yourselves a silly name - … Get a little group of chums together and give yourselves a silly name - just for the sake of argument let's dream up something hypothetical like.......... Arabian Knits. Then play silly little boy games acting in concert in a thinly disguised (in vain) effort to destroy the place where you met, then meet a sticky end one by one. Fin.



    Wow, let it go ceres, let it go.

    Cut out pieces of random fabric and start sewing them together

    Banned

    Cm Punk?

    RatedRPornstar

    Wow, let it go ceres, let it go.



    Awww, bless! The l'il wannabe. You might want to take your own advice X)
    Edited by: "ceres" 22nd Dec 2014

    ceres

    Awww, bless! The l'il wannabe. You might want to take your own advice X)



    Let's be friends.

    RatedRPornstar

    Let's be friends.



    Tricky one, let me think about that.

    Right, thought about it.

    No.

    ceres

    Tricky one, let me think about that.Right, thought about it.No.



    Let bygones be bygones, let's start over. I don't even know why you don't like me?

    I'll give it a whirl. Ravenous sex and sacrifice? Sounds good to me!
    youtu.be/NrL…ZA4

    I think your first member should be a therapist and he will take it from there
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