How do you get a number released

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Before it can be released into the wild the number has to go through a process of aclimatising to the natural world and learning not to be dependent on human for food and shelter.

The number should be released into a suitable secure habbitat which will allow it to grow and develop.


OK I'm bored now I cant be bothered to write a whole page of spoof.
Edited by: "mas99" 16th Apr
He is not a number, he is a free man!
Simon Cowell is the man.
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I take it you mean a mobile number?
Simon Cowell is the man.
Before it can be released into the wild the number has to go through a process of aclimatising to the natural world and learning not to be dependent on human for food and shelter.

The number should be released into a suitable secure habbitat which will allow it to grow and develop.


OK I'm bored now I cant be bothered to write a whole page of spoof.
Edited by: "mas99" 16th Apr
Pay the bail fee
He is not a number, he is a free man!
Contact DVLA
What you talking about......you don't make sense....no wonder ppl taking the mick on your curries thread....it's currys.
6, will that do you, you can have if for free.
Prunes. 10 of them in one go and you will have a number 2 released in no time.

Make sure you are near a toilet when you do it though.
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