How do you get to Heaven from Ireland?

    I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if
    understood the concept of getting to heaven.

    I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale
    gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

    'NO!' the children answered.

    'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
    tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

    Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

    'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the
    children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

    Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for

    I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

    A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE F****NG' DEAD...'


    lmao !

    v.funny !!!
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