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    How do you tell someone they stink

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    no, I dont have anyone in the office or my friends who does just simply wondering if you have ever told someone and what was your plan of action ..........

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    You Need A Bath Bo Boy Now **** Off You Stinky Sweaty **** **** ****

    raptorcigs;2834621

    You Need A Bath Bo Boy Now **** Off You Stinky Sweaty **** **** ****



    bet you thought one of them words would be starred out!

    But it is now!!!!!! :oops:

    borolad94;2834627

    bet you thought one of them words would be starred out!


    YEA WHAT A ****ER

    look them in the eye and say "get out of my sight, you smelly b**tard"

    here thers £3 go and buy some right guard you sweaty freak

    raptorcigs;2834621

    You Need A Bath Bo Boy Now **** Off You Stinky Sweaty **** **** ****



    ha, its true though there is no other way of telling him, i used to work with someone who had really bad breath, like really bad, havent brushed in a week bad, managerobviously didnt know how to tell him, he was sacked rather sharpish.

    face to face sales werent too good on his behalf :whistling:

    Suck My 2 Veg And Tone Down Your Breath(only Do This To A Woman)

    drag them to a jet wash and spray them to bits!!!!

    Take them to the drive thru car wash, pop their window down and get out of the car. Should sort the upper body anyway.
    I don't think that deodorant is the answer.

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    catinthehat;2834637

    look them in the eye and say "get out of my sight, you smelly b**tard"



    mr miagi;2834641

    here thers £3 go and buy some right guard you sweaty freak



    Lol I should have added the word nicely up there

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    rockatin;2834648

    ha, its true though there is no other way of telling him, i used to work … ha, its true though there is no other way of telling him, i used to work with someone who had really bad breath, like really bad, havent brushed in a week bad, managerobviously didnt know how to tell him, he was sacked rather sharpish.face to face sales werent too good on his behalf :whistling:



    Oh thats rather sad to be honest

    raptorcigs;2834650

    Suck My 2 Veg And Tone Down Your Breath(only Do This To A Woman)



    Hmmm smooth operator you are matey

    One guy got taken into the office and told he needed to use deodarant.
    Summer Evenings stunk the place out!

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    catinthehat;2834637

    look them in the eye and say "get out of my sight, you smelly b**tard"



    I like the bas**rd bit :thumbsup:

    Dell_in_the_bed;2834695

    Lol I should have added the word nicely up there


    ok then. hello could you please go to the shop and get some right guard you stink and its doing my head in!

    I couldnt tell someone unless its family.
    All i would do is buy some spray, make out u just bought it on buy one get one free and sit next to the smelly person, spray some and say hey what u think of this... ( both smelling it) If he says its nice say, hey here you are have one, it was buy one get one free anyway. ( leave it on his desk and walk off)

    If its bad breath they have then......

    One day (when you are sure they have a pack of gum on them) politetly ask them if they have any chewing gum.
    When they reply yes say... 'Oh good, because you need to use it.' :lol:

    have people been skirting round the subject to you in work or summat dell:whistling:

    tell them they are going cock eyed like the lad on the lynx advert. quality

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    pcnutta;2834742

    I couldnt tell someone unless its family.All i would do is buy some … I couldnt tell someone unless its family.All i would do is buy some spray, make out u just bought it on buy one get one free and sit next to the smelly person, spray some and say hey what u think of this... ( both smelling it) If he says its nice say, hey here you are have one, it was buy one get one free anyway. ( leave it on his desk and walk off)



    What if he says I smell better than the bloody deodrant any given day :?

    I would say

    oh i think someones farted .....:viking:

    repeat throughout the day just a few mins of being within smelling distance

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    alnbowes;2834765

    have people been skirting round the subject to you in work or summat … have people been skirting round the subject to you in work or summat dell:whistling:




    We actually have a shower in the office, so if someone does I will drag them in ... ladies will be helped on request

    King of Thieves;2834762

    If its bad breath they have then......One day (when you are sure they … If its bad breath they have then......One day (when you are sure they have a pack of gum on them) politetly ask them if they have any chewing gum.When they reply yes say... 'Oh good, because you need to use it.' :lol:



    hahah or ask them to say arghhhhhhhh like in the dentist, and chuck a chewing gum in there gob as they do it!

    Dell_in_the_bed;2834768

    What if he says I smell better than the bloody deodrant any given day :?



    Say actually mate you dont... put can on desk and walk off holding your nose!

    pcnutta;2834777

    hahah or ask them to say arghhhhhhhh like in the dentist, and chuck a … hahah or ask them to say arghhhhhhhh like in the dentist, and chuck a chewing gum in there gob as they do it!



    :lol: I like your thinking :thumbsup:

    I have a can of BRUT in me desk drawer for smellies

    It stiinks .....anyone starts squirting perfume in the office or owt like that and i give it a quick blast under the desk , only a few know i have it .....withinn a few mins everyones saying .....whats that smell :whistling:

    alnbowes;2834804

    I have a can of BRUT in me desk drawer for smellies It stiinks … I have a can of BRUT in me desk drawer for smellies It stiinks .....anyone starts squirting perfume in the office or owt like that and i give it a quick blast under the desk , only a few know i have it .....withinn a few mins everyones saying .....whats that smell :whistling:


    do they still sell brut???? or did you get it from a museum

    u fibber alan u squirt it under your desk when u trump! to mask the fact you farted init" hahah

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    oi mate change your deodrant as the one your using.. ISNT WORKING:-D

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    dog_cop;2834847

    oi mate change your deodrant as the one your using.. ISNT WORKING:-D



    Thats quite effective and tame for you

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    Foosball Chum;2834875

    Thats quite effective and tame for you


    throwing a can of deo at them is a bit brutal though

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    dog_cop;2834885

    throwing a can of deo at them is a bit brutal though



    Slighty more effective :giggle:

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    King of Thieves;2834762

    If its bad breath they have then......One day (when you are sure they … If its bad breath they have then......One day (when you are sure they have a pack of gum on them) politetly ask them if they have any chewing gum.When they reply yes say... 'Oh good, because you need to use it.' :lol:




    Oyyeee you, clean your inbox :-D

    pcnutta;2834781

    Say actually mate you dont... put can on desk and walk off holding your … Say actually mate you dont... put can on desk and walk off holding your nose!



    Interesting .....

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    Foosball Chum;2834893

    Slighty more effective :giggle:


    thread made me laugh, as i was nominated to tell one of our course members that he had issues..that was fun :whistling:

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    alnbowes;2834804

    I have a can of BRUT in me desk drawer for smellies It stiinks … I have a can of BRUT in me desk drawer for smellies It stiinks .....anyone starts squirting perfume in the office or owt like that and i give it a quick blast under the desk , only a few know i have it .....withinn a few mins everyones saying .....whats that smell :whistling:



    Girls must really dig for you matey :thumbsup:

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    dog_cop;2834899

    thread made me laugh, as i was nominated to tell one of our course … thread made me laugh, as i was nominated to tell one of our course members that he had issues..that was fun :whistling:



    Lol you actually did, did he shout ? Are you being hunt down now :?

    brut smells worse!!!

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    Dell_in_the_bed;2834911

    Lol you actually did, did he shout ? Are you being hunt down now :?


    he now smells of lilly of the valley :thumbsup:

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    dog_cop;2834922

    he now smells of lilly of the valley :thumbsup:



    Shizzer ..... Now dont go about kissing him will ya

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    mr miagi;2834913

    brut smells worse!!!


    Brut, am I the only one who likes it, black :? .....

    [SIZE=1]I have a feeling I should have never posted the above [/SIZE]
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